Ass skin for a friend
A cheek for a cheek as I always say!
It was a real pane in the ass.
It was very half-assed
So I guess he committed Arse-on
No, they’re straight up beare-assed.
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
My wife said I did a half ass job applying sunscreen
Just something I ass pyre to
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
I said to the friend: "you're lucky he didn't get a prize for it, that would have been a catasstrophy"
"Well, i guess you fell for that"
I find it pretty assinine
I said to my wife: "Look, I'm patting her on the butt.
My wife says: "You're like General Patton!"
Me: "Or Patton Oswald!"
Wife: "I was going to say Patton Oswald, but..."
Me: "You were looking for a more General term?"
Wife: "You're really dumb."
But, I got out bidet.
Would we call it an asscot?
I think I've hit rock bottom.
