[request] Please help me think of Butt puns.
Something on the lines of I've got more booty than a pirate .
I was cooking a Boston Butt and kept making jokes about putting rub on my butt, and patting my butt dry.
My wife said, “I’ve about had enough of the butt puns.” I replied, “Would you say I’m being a pun in the butt?”
If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
What has two butts and kills people?
If someone is burnt and needs a skin graft, can I donate the skin tissue on my butt?
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
Together we can stop this crap!
How do Australians clean their butts?
I'm PROUD to have a butt like Hank Hill
My face may be a six, but my asinine
My friend got burned on his face and needed a skin graft, so I gave him from skin tissue from my butt.
A cheek for a cheek as I always say!
Guy went to the doctor and said there's something wrong with my butt...
does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
My 8 year old ddaughter just asked she could borrow my butt.
My daughter just asked she could borrow my butt. Apparently hers has a crack in it.
She came out with that one tonight
I feel like I always have to scratch my butt
It’s a perineal problem.
(Credit to wife for spontaneous punning)
What’s the difference between “but” and “butt”
My friends learned about my butt fetish...
Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.
Just stopped at the liquor store in Corydon, IN called ‘Butt Drugs’
I told the clerk I’d like to try some of their finest beers and that I’d put enema order soon
What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?
I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
It was a real pane in the ass.
I’m thinking about becoming a proctologist who offers advice regarding people’s butts.
Anything I can rectum mend?
Why do milking parlors smell like butt?
What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?
Why do we have 2 butt cheeks?
Because they make a great asset.
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals
It makes them soggy and hard to light
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
They tried to give my cat an award for his butt
My butt is tired, today...
[OC] What do you call a job that your butt does?
A duty. (My 6-yr-old made up this joke today)
I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.
I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.
Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...
It must have been a megasaurus.
I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt
But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.
What do you call somebody with two butts?
What has two butts and kills people?
What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin
Thank you! I’ll be here all night
What did one butt cheek say to the other one?
"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"
What has two butts and kills people?
What has 2 butts and kills people ?
What has two butts and kills people?
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
What has two butts and kills people?
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
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