I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poshnoshlosh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I just told a blind person to pass the salt on the beach....

He said he didn't sea salt.

Its 12:16 right now give me a break

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluedaite_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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First time I met a blind person

I was touched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?

The seesaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/munster1588
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?

"That's a small font."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A blind person was eating seafood

It didn’t help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nom_nom44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?

Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What's a blind person's least favorite food ?

Sea food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I used to be blind but I cured it. My wife was the first person I saw

It was love at first sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0202
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What does a blind person take to look stronger?

Stare roids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why didn't the blind person get the joke?

It was an in-sight joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bart00szeq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What's the worst thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Do Not Touch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person

They blind test everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacksonrr3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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β€ͺAt one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.‬

β€ͺI was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face read‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChickenNecks
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What's a blind person's dream year?

20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What did the blind person say when he felt a typo in the brail

Somethings wrong I can feel it

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did the blind person fall into the well?

They didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dstreet20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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How does a color-blind, poor person spell β€˜centered’?

E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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How does a blind person know when to leave a party

They play it by ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poiuytrfg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why doesn’t the blind person have any life goals

He has no one to look up to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Life_Sack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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A blind person walks into a bar

and a chair.... and a table.... and a person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vongolaguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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I had an argument with a blind person yesterday

We just couldn't see eye-to-eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnemyPigeon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Hats off to the the person that invented window blinds

if it wasn't for them, it would've been curtains for us all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalsifiedKarma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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What do you call a racist blind person?

A not-see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchAmarthofBodom
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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(X-post from /r/cleanjokes) What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint?

Taco Braille

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Pankiest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DylanTheDonut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I gave my seat to a blind person today

I lost my job as a bus driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenKingDav10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A blind person walks into a bar...

And a table
And a chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kr17821
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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