I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
      Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
 
      
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︎ Apr 05 2021
        
       
      
     
      I just told a blind person to pass the salt on the beach....
      He said he didn't sea salt.
Its 12:16 right now give me a break
 
      
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︎ Jun 28 2021
        
       
      
     
      First time I met a blind person
      
      
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︎ Apr 13 2021
        
       
      
     
      What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?
      
      
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︎ Apr 02 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
      
      
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︎ Oct 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      A blind person was eating seafood
      
      
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︎ Sep 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
      Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
 
      
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︎ Sep 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's a blind person's least favorite food ?
      
      
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︎ Sep 25 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I used to be blind but I cured it. My wife was the first person I saw
      It was love at first sight.
 
      
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︎ Oct 15 2020
        
       
      
     
      What does a blind person take to look stronger?
      
      
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︎ Sep 15 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why didn't the blind person get the joke?
      
      
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︎ Jun 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's the worst thing a blind person can read in Braille?
      
      
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︎ Apr 05 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person
      They blind test everything
 
      
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︎ Jun 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      βͺAt one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.β¬
      βͺI was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face readβ¬
 
      
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︎ May 19 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's a blind person's dream year?
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the blind person say when he felt a typo in the brail
      Somethings wrong I can feel it
 
      
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︎ Dec 26 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why did the blind person fall into the well?
      They didnβt see that well.
 
      
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︎ Dec 23 2018
        
       
      
     
      As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
      
      
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︎ Dec 21 2018
        
       
      
     
      How does a color-blind, poor person spell βcenteredβ?
      
      
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︎ Aug 18 2019
        
       
      
     
      How does a blind person know when to leave a party
      
      
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︎ Sep 18 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why doesnβt the blind person have any life goals
      He has no one to look up to
 
      
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︎ Apr 29 2019
        
       
      
     
      A blind person walks into a bar
      and a chair.... and a table.... and a person
 
      
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︎ Dec 18 2017
        
       
      
     
      I had an argument with a blind person yesterday
      We just couldn't see eye-to-eye
 
      
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︎ Sep 01 2018
        
       
      
     
      Hats off to the the person that invented window blinds
      if it wasn't for them, it would've been curtains for us all.
 
      
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︎ Sep 23 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What do you call a racist blind person?
      
      
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︎ May 07 2017
        
       
      
     
      (X-post from /r/cleanjokes) What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint?
      
      
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︎ Aug 26 2016
        
       
      
     
      I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
      Thatβs how I lost my job as a bus driver.
 
      
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︎ Sep 01 2018
        
       
      
     
      I gave my seat to a blind person today
      I lost my job as a bus driver.
 
      
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︎ Mar 19 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A blind person walks into a bar...
      
      
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︎ Mar 16 2017
        
       
      
      
    
    
    
    
    
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