I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I just told a blind person to pass the salt on the beach....
He said he didn't sea salt.
Its 12:16 right now give me a break
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︎ Jun 28 2021
First time I met a blind person
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A blind person was eating seafood
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︎ Sep 21 2019
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What's a blind person's least favorite food ?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I used to be blind but I cured it. My wife was the first person I saw
It was love at first sight.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What does a blind person take to look stronger?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why didn't the blind person get the joke?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What's the worst thing a blind person can read in Braille?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person
They blind test everything
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︎ Jun 22 2020
βͺAt one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.β¬
βͺI was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face readβ¬
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︎ May 19 2020
What's a blind person's dream year?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What did the blind person say when he felt a typo in the brail
Somethings wrong I can feel it
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Why did the blind person fall into the well?
They didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
How does a color-blind, poor person spell βcenteredβ?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
How does a blind person know when to leave a party
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Why doesnβt the blind person have any life goals
He has no one to look up to
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︎ Apr 29 2019
A blind person walks into a bar
and a chair.... and a table.... and a person
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︎ Dec 18 2017
I had an argument with a blind person yesterday
We just couldn't see eye-to-eye
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︎ Sep 01 2018
Hats off to the the person that invented window blinds
if it wasn't for them, it would've been curtains for us all.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
What do you call a racist blind person?
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︎ May 07 2017
(X-post from /r/cleanjokes) What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint?
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︎ Aug 26 2016
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
Thatβs how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I gave my seat to a blind person today
I lost my job as a bus driver.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
A blind person walks into a bar...
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︎ Mar 16 2017
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