bakery pun thread
I went to work at the bakery half baked and my boss said that he kneaded me to rise to my potential. I said, 'well sir, I only ever see you loafing around."
I got fired from the bakery...
....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.
What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?
A masochist walks into a French bakery.
And immediately leaves, disappointed.
There’s an abandoned French bakery in my town
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
My whole family mocked me when my French bakery went bankrupt
How dare they laugh at my pain.
Have you heard about the top secret bakery?
It's on a knead to dough basis
My friend’s bakery burned down
Now his business is toast
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!
I killed two birds with one scone.
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
My best friend's bakery burned down last night.
Now his business is toast.
What did the police do when they caught the thief stealing the desserts from the bakery?
They took him into custardy
A red-haired man got hired at a bakery...
...I guess that makes him a gingerbread man
I went to the bakery and noticed I was the only one there.
It was completely desserted.
What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?
Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.
What kind of dog do you get at the bakery?
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
My main job as a criminal wasn't paying much so I picked up a 2nd at a bakery
What can I say, I knead the dough
A girl I’m dating owns a bakery and works long hours. I don’t think it’s going to work out.
Been working a lot of overtime at the bakery
Bakery Manager: So why do you want a job here and what qualifications do you have
I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.
Last time I went to the bakery, I told a bread joke
The baker gave a rye smile.
Found in r/WellThatSucks: "xWas looking forward to having some nice bread from a local bakery :(" posted by u/TheWrigglerr
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
My idiot friend was caught shoplifting from the bakery yesterday.
He has done stupid things before, but this one really takes the cake.
Why do deer avoid bakeries?
Because they've been told that people eat doe-nuts, there.
The lady at the French bakery asked me if I’d like my bread in a carrying receptacle.
I’ve had to take a second job working in a bakery.
Been thinking about starting a massage parlore that is also a bakery
Gonna name it Head, Shoulders, Kneeds, and Doughs
Who do you call someone who shoots up a bakery?
I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.
It was a terrible roll model.
What did the man say when his bakery burned down?
My whole business is toast!
My friend's bakery burned to the ground yesterday.
Now his business is toast.
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?
Now, that business is toast.
Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?
I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.
My Bakery burned down
and now my business is toast
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