Bakery pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
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bakery pun thread

I went to work at the bakery half baked and my boss said that he kneaded me to rise to my potential. I said, 'well sir, I only ever see you loafing around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayolalightblue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2012
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Friend of mine asked why I took a side job at the bakery

I told him I don’t knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troutslayer12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Business at the bakery is on the rise
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teediggs
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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New idea for bakery name: β€œGame of Scones”
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I always wondered why the the bakery down the street went out of business.

It turns out they were using Naan starter.

An actual variation on a joke my father said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choncc87
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What did the protestor yell in the German bakery?

This is stollen land!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coupevillian
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.

He kept feeling their pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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My parents were upset when I told them I wouldn't be taking over the family bakery.

That's just not how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A man walks into a bakery holding a crab

The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"

The baker replies "no, we do not."

Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What did the Pirates of the Caribbean order from the Bakery?

They said they wanted a torte to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorJoss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My dad's sister works in a Paris bakery and hates it.

She's a cross aunt.πŸ₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What is the name of the funky German Bakery?

Roggen Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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A new bakery opened up downtown

Great service but the food was crummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haunting_Crow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I got fired from the bakery...

....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Last night my friend's bakery burned down

His business is toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahalo4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...

He always liked loafing around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What did the diabetic say at the bakery?

Donut be afraid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shreya_shree
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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AH FRICK THEY'RE STORMING THE BAKERY

IT'S THE F.B PIE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaltyscarlet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?

Dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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A masochist walks into a French bakery.

And immediately leaves, disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BMWtheCreative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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There’s an abandoned French bakery in my town

It gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My whole family mocked me when my French bakery went bankrupt

How dare they laugh at my pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Have you heard about the top secret bakery?

It's on a knead to dough basis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?

Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/internet_warlord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day

The business is toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What did the police do when they caught the thief stealing the desserts from the bakery?

They took him into custardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?

Knead for speed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on

They allow you to take-one-dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3hl34d3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!

I killed two birds with one scone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I went to the bakery and noticed I was the only one there.

It was completely desserted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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A red-haired man got hired at a bakery...

...I guess that makes him a gingerbread man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTAnimations
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What kind of dog do you get at the bakery?

Purebred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A girl I’m dating owns a bakery and works long hours. I don’t think it’s going to work out.

She’s too kneady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My main job as a criminal wasn't paying much so I picked up a 2nd at a bakery

What can I say, I knead the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Been working a lot of overtime at the bakery

I knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Last time I went to the bakery, I told a bread joke

The baker gave a rye smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Bakery Manager: So why do you want a job here and what qualifications do you have

Me: well, I knead dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrotskiKazotski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My friend’s bakery burned down

Now his business is toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demosthenes-42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My best friend's bakery burned down last night.

Now his business is toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?

I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLJ2273
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