Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
The Scottish guy replies “no, yer absolutely right”
They offered him a better roll.
Guess I won't be baking anymore dough from that job. They could've at yeast given me some kind of warning... I'm still a little crusty about it.
The woman at the register said, "I ain't no challah back girl."
Knead for speed
The baker gave a rye smile.
I told her to baguette.
They said they didn't make it any longer
There's no-knead.
While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."
Then one employee said we could still sell it cuz it's gone aRYE.
There was naan.
We haven't been getting the sub rolls we've ordered the last few days and we were all talking about it when I said They must be underwater in the sub department.
I didn't think anyone was paying attention but one of my coworkers giggled for a few minutes and another groaned and told him not to encourage me.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
Rick O'Shea !!!!
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.
My cousin talking about her new job at a bakery.
Cousin: "I even get to take home a loaf of bread after my shifts."
My dad: "Wow sounds like you are really bringing in the dough."
Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.
Wife: oh-kay....?
Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.
Wife: (blank stare)
A man and his wife enter a bakery to buy some bread. Now these are harsh economic times, and the man says to his wife, "I'm not sure if I want to spend my hard earned money on this bread because I don't know who makes it. I don't know whose hands have been on it, you know?", and his wife replies, "But honey, the baker is our neighbor, Alfonso. He kneads the dough."
