half-baked pastry puns
Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.
My French pastry machine doesn't work anymore.
What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
I brought over the wrong pastries to my relatives' house for Christmas brunch
Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts
What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?
I was stalked by a pastry chef once.
Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?
He suffered a mental bake-down
That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
I've been told I can eat more pastries than anyone else.
Well, if the choux fits...
What pastry tried to take over the world?
I remember dressing up as a breakfast pastry for one of my high school plays.
My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
I've heard the german army only liked one type of pastry.
When making pastries, you wouldn't want to overdough the kneading
Which ninja turtle likes pastries?
I once had crush on a pastry chef
Turns out she didn’t have any fillings for me
I don't get what's the big deal in making a pastry?
What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: “These triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!”
Waiter: Samosa?
Dad: No thanks. I’m already full.
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?
What breakfast pastry willfully causes more pain and suffering than a donut?
What do you say to the waiter who takes forever to bring your fancy pastry?
What did the loan shark tell the pastry chef as he was choking?
You could say I eat my pastries in...
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,
they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries
but he said I can have only one cannoli
The pastry that comes with a thesaurus
My pastry making business failed terribly.
We never managed to have a good turnover.
What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?
How does a pastry chef tell a dog to leave the kitchen?
What's the fastest pastry?
What did the German pieces of cookie dough say to the pastry chef?
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?
If you have a pastry snack at 10 PM...
...does that mean you are having unelevened bread?
What kind of pastries can you buy from a Tryan-thesaurus-rex?
What do the police do with a criminal pastry chef?
What pastry wanted to rule the world?
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