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︎ Oct 23 2020
What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Al Gore Beat-Boxing
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping?
An Al-Gore-Rythm π
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
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︎ Oct 23 2020
After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?
Because sweet home Al Obama....
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Fantastic pun, Al
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︎ Mar 30 2019
The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks
But are experts in Crash Courses
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︎ May 26 2020
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Why are al ants females
Otherwise they'd be uncles
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What would Al Gore's music be called?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Oh Al
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"
Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
The sign-al frontier.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?
They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Al Dente
When is it time to go to the dentist?
Answer: Tooth-hurty.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Al Pacino had a grandson recently, but is still steaming at what his parents named him.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber
One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...
Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.
He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".
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︎ Oct 10 2019
If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
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︎ Nov 29 2018
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
On Weird Alβs Instagram
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....
.....he's a real scarf ace.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Salad al Assad
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."
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︎ Aug 28 2016
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Al Gore should open a dance studio and name it Algorithm.
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︎ Jan 07 2018
If Weird Al ever did a spoof of Post Malone
He could be called Prov Olone and just do cheesy rap lyrics
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldnβt.
I guess Iβm just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Al Gore
Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches?
Son: No.
Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
If Al Pacino owned & sailed his own boat, he would be...
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︎ Jun 05 2018
If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
A guy got kicked out of the Al's society for cutting the grass.
Protesters surrounded the building shouting: "Re-member the Al who mowed!"
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︎ Dec 01 2018
Al-gebra
Enough to create terror in students
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︎ Oct 30 2018
People think Al Gore is robotic
But I think thatβs just because of his Al Gore rhythm
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︎ Jun 14 2018
How does Al Gore program music software?
By using Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ May 24 2018
What would Al Gore name his mixtape
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︎ Apr 14 2016
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