TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.

It was an AL Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frexyincdude
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Al dente
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkLord9988
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A story of my friend Al

While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al

As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al

When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al

When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al

He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/techtornado
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What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?

Pair-o' Ds

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CIMMGW
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If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/terrarion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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Al Gore Beat-Boxing

What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/0rionB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mgrasso75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?

Because sweet home Al Obama....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/changhaobyu
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Fantastic pun, Al
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The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks

But are experts in Crash Courses

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShowVeganaOpenBobs
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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What did AL Pacino name his gay son?

Algae

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Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.

Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamnRedhead
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Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RO-Red
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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Why are al ants females

Otherwise they'd be uncles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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What would Al Gore's music be called?

An algorithm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berndIam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2020
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Oh Al
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Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"

Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/badpunforyoursmile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2019
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The sign-al frontier.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2019
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Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?

They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeoDashie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2019
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Al Gore really did invent the internet

It's why it uses ALGORithms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnonJim1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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Al Pacino had a grandson recently, but is still steaming at what his parents named him.

Cap Pacino.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ericpenguin314
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Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...

Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.

He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toe-haver
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
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If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hipster_Serpico
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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How does Al Gore play a drum solo?

Algorithmically

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/niggety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2018
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On Weird Al’s Instagram
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TuxedoGremlin
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At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.

He is hippo critic Al.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/life_of_loki
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What did Al Pacino have done to correct his vision? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....

.....he's a real scarf ace.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2019
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Salad al Assad
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I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."

Al Gore Rhythms...

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Al Gore should open a dance studio and name it Algorithm.
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Whenever Al Gore dances he's algorithmic. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/syndus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2018
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If Weird Al ever did a spoof of Post Malone

He could be called Prov Olone and just do cheesy rap lyrics

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2019
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I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2018
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Al Gore

Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches? Son: No. Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jimbok5033
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2018
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If Al Pacino owned & sailed his own boat, he would be...

Cap Pacino

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Youcatthewrongpurrsn
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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willscuba4food
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A guy got kicked out of the Al's society for cutting the grass.

Protesters surrounded the building shouting: "Re-member the Al who mowed!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HumanAsFarAsIKnow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2018
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How does Al Gore program music software?

By using Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scherz707
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2018
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What would Al Gore name his mixtape

Algorithm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StickmanSham
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