When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
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What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?

You get a hajjpodge

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/takemytwixbyforce
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Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?

To become rejuvenated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bartlejuice
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A company started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...

The prophets were through the roof!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PianoSchmo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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One of the best comments my Dad's ever made

So one day, I was kneeling in my living room looking for a pair of socks in a pile of clean laundry. I sort of had my head hunched down and my arms stretched out in front of me.

My Dad walks in to the room and says: "Brain13, I think Mecca is the other way."

This was like 3 or 4 years ago now, but it still cracks me up.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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Pulled this one at dinner

Backstory: We have some family members who are muslims, so they have to do their trip to Mecca and would travel around the arabic world as well, and well we where talking about them at dinner today.

Cousin asking our grandmother: "So how was their trip?"

Me jumping in before granny can answer: "Dusty"

rolling eyes around the table

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hitno
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