The Czech Republic
Asking for a friend.
But she's not suede
Because it lost the gill to live.
Could be spam.
In the end it Taurus apart
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
Egypt. They’re in denial.
...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?
My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".
DracEULA.
It could be SPAM (Credit to u/Hayek_Hiker )
Me: "I dunno how I'll feel about it"
Her: "Whatcha mean?"
Me: "I'm not sure how I'll feel about kids who will only be half right"
Her: "..."
Me: "But it's okay I guess because they'll be half left too"
Her: "Oh my goodness"
Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all
Because it wasn't king-size.
Let that sink in.
Damn right-wing Evangelionists.
For $2000, I'll teach you how to work the demolition equipment and we'll destroy a car.
It'll be a Soul crushing experience.
"Nothing personal."
He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!
You will get hacked
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.
Come on baby, sex cells.
"Nothing personal" they said.
Dad: It's worth a shot.
My dad sees a sign at a restaurant that says they won't accept checks.
"Oh, good thing we're Slovak."
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
