Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!
His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
What do you call a bad wig shop?
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
A lorry load of wigs has been stolen
Police are combing the area
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
Itβs our family hair loom.
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
When Beethoven was asked to wear a wig
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
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οΈ Jan 14 2020
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?
It's too high a price 'toupee.'
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
I stole a wig
because I didnβt want toupee for it.
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οΈ Jul 06 2020
I went into Poundland yesterday, and they've started selling wigs
That's a small price toupee
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οΈ Aug 18 2020
Would need one hell of a wig
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οΈ May 24 2020
Hell wigs out.
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οΈ Jan 12 2020
What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeΓ© for that!!
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οΈ May 23 2020
What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
My friend didn't want to exit the EU, so now he stays home making wigs for horses..
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οΈ Apr 11 2020
Someone stole the presidentβs wig
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οΈ Aug 31 2019
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
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οΈ Nov 11 2019
A worker tells his boss about a great idea. The boss says "let me think about it" then pulls a bad 80's wig from his desk and puts it on. The worker asks "what's that for?"
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
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οΈ Nov 12 2019
Some people think the cost of wigs is too high
Personally, I think itβs a fair price toupee.
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οΈ Apr 04 2019
I gave up my last few hairs to wear a cheap wig.
It's a small-price toupee.
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οΈ Mar 21 2019
I almost got in trouble today when I walked out of the store with a wig.
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οΈ Jul 20 2019
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
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οΈ Apr 29 2018
I just read about that guy who was arrested for hiding drugs in his wig.
Looks like there will be hell toupΓ©e
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οΈ Jul 23 2019
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
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οΈ May 13 2019
Whats the best thing about free wigs?
You don't have toupee for them
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οΈ Jun 29 2018
I Went Shopping For Wigs The Other Day
I found a really nice expensive one, but I didn't have enough money toupee for it.
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οΈ Oct 28 2017
What do you call a guy wearing a 100 year old wig?
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οΈ Mar 19 2019
i havent gotten a haircut in almost two years. i was going to donate it to wigs for kids
but having it so long has really grown on me.
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οΈ Dec 05 2018
If this wig doesnβt stay on...
There will be hell toupee
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οΈ May 01 2018
Why should you never buy a Spanish wig?
If you do, there will be El Toupee!
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οΈ Nov 28 2017
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
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οΈ Jul 21 2018
So I just found out that the wig shop around the corner from me is owned by the devil.
Thereβll be hell toupee.
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οΈ Oct 15 2018
Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?
That was a pretty bald move
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οΈ Aug 23 2018
Satan's Wig Shop
I hear Satan is planning on opening a wig shop down in Hell. Makes sense, that fire probably does a number on Hell residents' hairpieces. I wonder what he'll name it? Perhaps there could be Hell Toupee.
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οΈ Aug 03 2017
What did the wig say to the head?
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οΈ Jun 24 2017
I'm sorry I'm late, a truck full of wigs rolled over on the expressway...
the police are combing the area as we speak
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οΈ Sep 11 2013
I stole a wig
I just didn't want toupee for it
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οΈ Apr 01 2020
Are wigs free or do you have toupee?
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οΈ Sep 18 2019
Why did the man steal the wig?
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οΈ Nov 20 2018
What does Satan call his wig?
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οΈ Aug 09 2015
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