What do you call a bad wig shop?
A lorry load of wigs has been stolen
Police are combing the area
I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
When Beethoven was asked to wear a wig
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?
It's too high a price 'toupee.'
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
I went into Poundland yesterday, and they've started selling wigs
That's a small price toupee
I stole a wig
because I didn’t want toupee for it.
Would need one hell of a wig
What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeé for that!!
What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig
My friend didn't want to exit the EU, so now he stays home making wigs for horses..
Someone stole the president’s wig
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
A worker tells his boss about a great idea. The boss says "let me think about it" then pulls a bad 80's wig from his desk and puts it on. The worker asks "what's that for?"
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
Why did everyone want revenge on the man with the wig?
Because it was time for him toupee
Some people think the cost of wigs is too high
Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.
I gave up my last few hairs to wear a cheap wig.
It's a small-price toupee.
I almost got in trouble today when I walked out of the store with a wig.
I just read about that guy who was arrested for hiding drugs in his wig.
Looks like there will be hell toupée
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
Whats the best thing about free wigs?
You don't have toupee for them
I Went Shopping For Wigs The Other Day
I found a really nice expensive one, but I didn't have enough money toupee for it.
i havent gotten a haircut in almost two years. i was going to donate it to wigs for kids
but having it so long has really grown on me.
If this wig doesn’t stay on...
There will be hell toupee
Why should you never buy a Spanish wig?
If you do, there will be El Toupee!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
So I just found out that the wig shop around the corner from me is owned by the devil.
Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?
That was a pretty bald move
Satan's Wig Shop
I hear Satan is planning on opening a wig shop down in Hell. Makes sense, that fire probably does a number on Hell residents' hairpieces. I wonder what he'll name it? Perhaps there could be Hell Toupee.
What did the wig say to the head?
I'm sorry I'm late, a truck full of wigs rolled over on the expressway...
the police are combing the area as we speak
I stole a wig
I just didn't want toupee for it
Are wigs free or do you have toupee?
Why did the man steal the wig?
What does Satan call his wig?
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