A list of puns related to "The Wigs"
The police are combing the area
I haven't looked Bach since!
It was a blessing in disguise
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeΓ© for that!!
A true re-maner
That was a bald move
Personally, I think itβs a fair price toupee.
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
I forgot toupee.
He didnβt want toupee
I found a really nice expensive one, but I didn't have enough money toupee for it.
You don't have toupee for them
Hells toupee
Thereβll be hell toupee.
That was a pretty bald move
I got you covered.
the police are combing the area as we speak
I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!
Me: Hey boss man. Why did the business man decide to not buy a wig?
Him: uh I don't know....
Me: He didn't want toupee for it.
Him: This is your last day here.
It was good while it lasted. Bonus points, my boss is bald.
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office obviously frantic and repeating, "I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wig-wam, I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wig-wam..."
The psychiatrist says, "Whoa, whoa, man. Sit down! You're two tents!"
My father and I were listening to a morning show on our way to work this morning. One of the radio personalities mentioned the were a legoman for Halloween. Without missing a beat, my father said, "If it were a woman wearing his costume, would she be called a Legolass." Now I find the need to tape together and color some cardboard boxes, get a blonde wig, and wield a bow for Halloween.
She told me he reminded her of the Wigs.
Earlier today, we were going through costume inventory for our next musical and my teacher was going through the wigs.
Him: "Okay, we have a sugar plum wig, a fairy godmother wig, a witch wig..."
Me: "Hey, Mr. Teacher, which wig?"
Him: "The witch wig."
Me: "That's what I'm asking."
One person groaned in the back,, and slowly, everyone got the joke and was groaning.
Earlier today I went for a swim at the local swimming pool but forgot to take my wig off. When I jumped in I felt it get washed away. Anyway, back to the joke, I came up with it right off the top of my head.
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