Cause the Parrots-eat-em-ol
βNo ballroom.β
I said "Well it's 'afraid-o' you, 'cus you're gonna eat it."
it's a latte of work!
Because he's hot headed
Because it Cant Aloupe
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
Because of all the pews.
pew, pew, pew pew pew!
"I have my Riesens!β
Be yourself bro
because everyone's already Redd-it
when Patrick is the real star
They take everything literally.
It's got a silent P.
Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it ? Where did you get it from ? Why's it in a bucket ?
I got some and went to the counter to pay. The lady there told me if I bought some salad, it was mandatory to get some dressing.
I asked, "That's a bit weird. Why's that?".
She replied, "Well, that's Coleslaw."
Is a whys man.
My boss answered. "Hello?"
"Sorry, I won't be coming in today," I said.
"Why's that?" he asked.
I said, "Yes, very wise."
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
Worker 1: Hey, you better watch out, I can't be trusted.
Worker 2: Why's that?
Worker 1: Because I'm desserting everyone!
We had ordered mussels and were destroying them. We couldn't stop talking about how great they were.
Dad: "god damn I've had some good mussels in my life but these are amazing. I've got to remember to come here again."
Me: "Make sure to eat as many as you can."
Dad: "Why's that?"
Me, giggling: "Mussel memory."
groans from everyone
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
I was in my dads room when my phone went off, it was my girlfriend So I say to my dad "Just a second, my girlfriend is calling me, Dad" To which he replies "Why's she calling you that?" He then gives a belly laugh to himself and leaves the room.
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.
Child: Yea...
Dad: Then why's there only one?
He's panting like he'd just been for a run
Asks for a drink
Bartender asks what he was up to, why's he so out of breath?
Horse says "I was trying to get out of the Reins"
Dad: Wow, it's already 2014. Heck, in six years, everybody will have perfect eyesight!
Me: Why's that?
Dad: It'll be 2020!
Our dog's barking her head off, trying to get food from the table. I look to my daughter and say: "Must be a tree-dog."
"A tree-dog," she says, "why's that?"
"Because of all the bark!"
And then I got that look. If you're a dad, too, you know the one.
"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"
"Why's that?"
"Cause they would have lost the opener"
Edit: Format
We had a large shipment of LED screens arrive at work today. They were all stacked up near a colleague's desk, let's call him Jim.
I approached my boss and asked "Is Jim in trouble?"
My boss looks at me, puzzled "No?"
"Then why's he been so heavily monitored!"
my dad fixing a broken belt Dad: "I think all it needs is a new rivet." Me: "I heard about a new company that does that called FROG." Dad: "Why's a hardware company called frog?" Me: "They have the best ribbits in town." I start laughing as hard as possible Dad: "at least one of us thinks you're funny."
"I remember when our lecturer was talking about the poo bus. I'm not surprised they scrapped it."
"Why's that?"
"Cause it was a crap idea."
Cue groans and facepalming.
And all the meat was on hooks attached to the ceiling. I said "why's all the meat up there"
He replied "we are having a game today, if you can jump up and touch any of the meat you can have it for free. Want a try?"
I said "no, the steaks are too high"
Every time we drive past a field covered in bales of hay;
Mom- See those round bales of hay?
Kids- Yes.. ^* ^sighs ^*
Mom- They have been banned in Canada,
Kids- Orly? Why's that? ^^we ^^have ^^only ^^heard ^^it ^^a ^^thousand ^^times..
Mom- Because cows need three square meals a day! ^* ^laughs ^*
In the produce section at the store.
Dad: Do you know why they call them watermelons?
Me: Why's that?
Dad: because they plant them in the spring
This was at a funeral, so even more dad-like. We're sitting there during the viewing, and Dad asks, "Did you know that if you live in (community), you're not allowed to be buried in (community) graveyard?" "Why's that?" "You have to be dead first". I thought the guy behind us was going to cry of laughter.
At breakfast this morning: Dad: I was reading New Scientist, and they were looking into how crows can survive swooping in front of vehicles. Apparently they use a sentry, while another swoops in to collect the roadkill.
Me: Oh, that's pretty cool
Dad: Yeah, but they don't dodge trucks.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: well, when the sentry see the car it goes "Caaarrr, caaarrr!". But they can't say truck if they see one.
Why's it on Son Day?
Just a little info, she has a lofted bed.
GF: I'm having such a hard time getting out of bed this morning.
Me: Why's that?
GF: Just because I have to jump down to get out of bed and I really don't want to today.
Me: Why? That's a great way to jump-start your day!
GF: Ughhh
Talking to a co-worker and she asks what time it is
"Time to go to the dentist"
"What? Why's that?"
"Well, its two-thirty, isn't it"
The shrivelling look of disapproval I got was a true honour.
"You know if they lose this game, they can't sell bottled beer the rest of the season"
"Why's that?"
"Because they lost the opener"
During a phone call with my dad today, we got to talking about a recent hailstorm.
"Did you know that before Europeans arrived, there was never any baseball-sized hail in America?" he asked me.
"Really? Why's that?" I answered, thinking that there was some interesting meteorological explanation forthcoming.
"Well, there were no baseballs around to compare hailstones to."
Damn it, Pop.
Brother: Did you know it's the year of the horse in the Chinese New year?
Me: Yep
Brother: Did you know that people born in the year of the horse are usually pretty sad?
Me: No? Why's that?
Brother: Because they have long faces.
I should have seen that one coming.
Dad: I've decided to put the Vacuum cleaner on ebay
Mum: Whys that?
Dad: had to, all it did was collect dust
... Mum: how did i walk into that
I say, "Why's that?"
He says, "So it doesn't come down."
We decided to go to the local dollar tree to get a few binders and notebooks
"We aren't supposed to go in the store, it's against our religion"
"Why's that?"
"It is idollartree"
Dad: The Islamic State could really improve its image if they recruited more from Italy.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: 'Cause everyone likes Italian ices.
I was walking past the open bathroom door, and my dad was just inspecting his shaving job. As he rubbed his cheek, he said "I can't wait for tomorrow."
Why's that dad?
"Cuz I get better looking every day."
