I always seek such puns
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︎ May 24 2018
Such pun-ishment
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Such a pointless conversation.
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︎ May 16 2021
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
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︎ May 14 2021
Such a waste of time.
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︎ May 22 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
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︎ May 17 2021
Why did the butterfly have such a hard time with his marriage?
He didnβt get along with his moth-er-in-law.
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︎ May 09 2021
My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied
"Because they have a peel".
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Everyone keeps asking me that why am I such a pessimist all the time
I keep telling them that it's in my blood, be negative.
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︎ May 01 2021
My doctor is such a great guy. He always showers me with compliments.
Just the other day, he told me I have acute tonsillitis
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︎ May 15 2021
Jesus Christ is such a legend
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.
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︎ May 04 2021
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because not many mice can dance.
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︎ May 08 2021
Saturday and Sunday used to be such strong daysβ¦
But then they were weekend.
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︎ May 07 2021
Why are Egyptians such great businessmen?
Because they're great at pyramid schemes!
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Gravity is such a depressing topic to talk about.
It really brings me down.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?
Everything about it is so transparent
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Why do Deloreans always have such low mileage?
Theyβre only driven from from time to time
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Some pieces of technology have such great design...
Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My friend was having such a great day; she was on a roll.
I didnβt know she could fit on one!
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︎ Apr 15 2021
A man went to the doctorβs and told him, βI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.β
He said, βWow, thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen.β
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did the highschool prom turn out to be such a joke?
The punchline was too long
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why is reproduction such a big hit?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.
He really is in his prime.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
People ask me why I still work as a mailman,on such low salary.
I tell them : "Its not about the money; Its about sending a message"
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︎ Jan 30 2021
"Alexander, why am I such a failure with women?"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Such a short birthday
Told my family that today is one of the shortest birthdays of my life. Only half a minute long.
Itβs my thirty second birthday
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
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︎ Dec 02 2020
How could a tailor become such a good lawyer?
Because he had lots of experience in sewing.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Nearly Headless Nick had such potential to be a great character
But he was so badly executed.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What makes boaters such positive people?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Iβm sorry for such a miserable post
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︎ Sep 03 2020
such a prick to talk to
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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︎ Nov 09 2020
couldn't pass on such a pun thread
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︎ Oct 19 2020
well reading this wasn't such a waste of time
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I'm going to be such a good cop
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I donβt know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.
I just canβt wrap my head around it.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Iβve always had such high hopes for skiing.
Then it goes downhill fast.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why was Vlad the Impaler such a good speaker?
He always got to the point.
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