I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
I don't mind foreign dishes, for example we ate some halal food last week
I think they called it Allah carte
What is an example of someone getting to eat up their words?
King Midas saying that this sandwich is gold.
If you want some historical examples of excellent kissers, look at Bonnie and Clyde.
They made out like bandits.
Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". 🎶
...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺
Everyone works out different for example I do jujitsu
But that’s just how I roll
Another great example of puns getting a man hired
I never tell jokes about food for example…
If I tell a joke about a banana peel I have a tendency to slip up and I butcher all the jokes about meat.
Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
Pizza Hut Online’s example name is John Dough, instead of John Doe.
Kiddy Dong Racing is the perfect example of a Spoonerism
Spoonerism: a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect.
What's an example of an ironic name?
As one grows older, one has to look on the positive in situations. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs, and I thought to myself:
"That's the fastest I've moved in years!"
What's a great example of click bait?
The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.
I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.
There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.
An example of a good dilemma? No problem!
This post is an example of Hillary's emails
Interlingual puns are fun. For example, in Wenzhounese, tomatoes are called "faka."
Would an example of a power plant be a Joules Fern?
I walked into my son's English Language classroom and told the teacher that he was setting a bad example.
'How?' he asked.
I said, 'At the bottom of my son's homework you put 'A for effort' when clearly it starts with an E.'
My husband’s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future children—here’s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.
I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.
DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....
Just another example in the continuing saga of "sad examples of my fathers free time".
I get texts like this often
My dad sends my whole family his mini movies
"Written, voice & Directed by me.
Moon played your mother."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbvF-nX9YQ
So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,
I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...
So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.
Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!
Dad jokes aren't for everyone, but just in case here's an example
Do you ever think back to child hood and regret not make enough puns? For example: (History) Vladamir Putin more than halved the poverty rate during his first term.
(Under breath but loud enough that everyone can hear) guess he was really Puttin some work in
This old xkcd is a prime example of a great dad joke.
xkcd.com/282/
Prime example of a dad joke
My sister's conversation with my dad about where to go to college.
"Oh God, that's way too far from home." - sister
"How many times do I have to tell you? Don't call me God in public"
Can anyone give me an example of a "soft tissue"?
A few years ago, I was in Radiography School with the Army. During our Basic Medical Orientation class, our instructer asked my class to give an example of a soft tissue.
I replied, "I can name two; Charmin and Puffs!"
I spent the remainder of class in the "Front Leaning Rest" position. Well worth it
Some examples of high quality posts for /r/DadJokes to admire.
http://i.imgur.com/KaoaXcU.jpg
/u/DaftYao asks for pictures of hair length examples from different clipper guards. /u/815josh complies.
http://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/27ru6x/pictures_of_hair_length_from_different_clipper/ci3wu6m?context=3
Example of my dads humor when I was a child
"Dad, Im thirsty!"
Dad - "You're thirsty? Well Im Friday!"
"Im just going to hop in the shower quick"
Dad - "Just stand still while your in there"
"Im running out to the store do you need anything?"
Dad "Yes, but take the car it'll be much quicker"
Dad - "Does your face hurt"
Me " No, why?"
Dad " 'Cause it's killing me!"
These go on and on. He's a great guy - made my childhood a very happy one.
You never know when my uncle (a father will pull one)...this is an example.
Cousin: I'm gonna go take a shower.
Uncle: Bring it back when you're done...
Me on the inside: facepalm
"so here's an example of a chip" *facepalm*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqbLmdKgw4#t=26
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven, for example. They told him he couldn't be a musician because he was deaf...
...but he didn't listen...
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example...
They told him he couldn't be a musician because he was deaf...but he didn't listen!
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