My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said “Watch out...”
A donkey just smashed through my window!
I accidentally smashed a window recently.
It was a pane to replace.
While riding down the road today, a fish jumped out of a boat that was being towed, and smashed into the front of my car.
It wasn't all bad though, I love grilled fish.
I had to bring a smashed boomerang back to Walmart yesterday.
Fantastic returns policy.
My girlfriend and I smashed toes trying to kiss each other
I replied in agony nice toe meet you.
Police found a dead chickpea that was smashed
They ruled it out as hummuscide
The most emotional part of my wedding wasn't the vows or the speeches - it was getting cake smashed in my face.
Really brought a tier to my eye.
Where do crows go to get smashed?
My frosted glass windows smashed this afternoon
It's unclear what happened
I notified police after finding dozens of smashed porcelain figures in a rice paddy
They said it was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
What do you call a smashed avocado that travels by foot?
I dropped and smashed my disco ball today.
Now I've got 7000 years bad luck.
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
What did people call batman and Robin after the joker smashed them with a giant fly swatter?
Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?
Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!
I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
A woman's mattress escaped from her bedroom, smashed up her belongings, and ran away with her husband
She always had problems controlling her Tempur
There was a guy who got his entire left side smashed by a train
I heard he is all right now
My friend's dad smashed a bee on the wall
then turned to us with a triumphant face while proclaiming "I turned that bee into a was.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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