My wife said we should get the siding replaced.
I said we should do the front since that's the part everyone actually sees.
Today my real estate agent showed me a house that had mirrors as siding
I could really see myself in it
The crew began removing/replacing our siding this morning
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
What's the furriest side of a dog?
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
The punny side of r/antimeme
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
My vaccine dad joke failed
Dinner side dish
My friend invited me over for dinner and told me I had to try his mom's world renowned bacon fat fried okra. After we ate I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just mediocre.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
This guy was driving on the left side of the road
He just didn't choose the right thing
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
They just don’t taste right!
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...
...but I occidentally parked on the west
What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side
Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road
It went off without a hitch
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
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