A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks “What are you counting?”
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?
What did the fast sheep say during his aerobic session?
What did the mummy say after his therapy session?
Thanks doc, it was so hard keeping all that under wraps
My girlfriend thanked me for the videos I sent her from my masturbation session.
The pleasure was all mine.
Who decided to call them online yoga sessions
The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
So far, their decisions have been ruthless.
I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.
There were just too many elephants in the room
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...
I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
If Icecube got into a fight with strangers what will the session be called?
How does a killer whale end its mating session?
After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
A friend who lost all his toes to a lawnmower wants me to take him to a group therapy session for toeless people.
I told him I wasn’t comfortable with this, and now he’s accusing me of being lack-toes intolerant.
[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
My friend wants me to read the details on this website from the Kevin Fiege AMA session...
He doesn't realise I've Reddit.
I brought peanut butter the the jam session
I guess you could say that Jeff's Session's over
Organizing a yoga session was very easy
Luckly she was freelance so her hours were flexible
A swordsman was late to his training session...
Upon arrival he said, "Cut me some slack man!"
My training session for my garbage collection job was very successful.
I picked it up really well.
The former NBA commissioner was persuaded to buy a family gym package that included unlimited personal training sessions...
After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.
First day of calculus summer session today...
(Right before I leave)
Mom:Be safe driving over there
Me: Ok, Mom
Dad: Be safe deriving over there
Me: Goddamnit
What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?
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