A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks βWhat are you counting?β
And the guy says βhow many tattoos I have nowβ
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did the fast sheep say during his aerobic session?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
My girlfriend thanked me for the videos I sent her from my masturbation session.
The pleasure was all mine.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Who decided to call them online yoga sessions
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︎ Apr 18 2020
The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
So far, their decisions have been ruthless.
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︎ May 07 2020
I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
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︎ May 11 2020
I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.
There were just too many elephants in the room
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︎ Feb 06 2020
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...
I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Hit the hammer that judges have and says βworm court is in sessionβ. Then says
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︎ Dec 02 2019
How does a killer whale end its mating session?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
If Icecube got into a fight with strangers what will the session be called?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
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︎ Jun 02 2019
After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said βweird flex but OKβ
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︎ Nov 10 2018
[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
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︎ May 19 2018
A friend who lost all his toes to a lawnmower wants me to take him to a group therapy session for toeless people.
I told him I wasnβt comfortable with this, and now heβs accusing me of being lack-toes intolerant.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I guess you could say that Jeff's Session's over
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︎ Nov 07 2018
My friend wants me to read the details on this website from the Kevin Fiege AMA session...
He doesn't realise I've Reddit.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I brought peanut butter the the jam session
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︎ May 30 2019
Organizing a yoga session was very easy
Luckly she was freelance so her hours were flexible
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︎ Dec 23 2018
My training session for my garbage collection job was very successful.
I picked it up really well.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
The former NBA commissioner was persuaded to buy a family gym package that included unlimited personal training sessions...
After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
First day of calculus summer session today...
(Right before I leave)
Mom:Be safe driving over there
Me: Ok, Mom
Dad: Be safe deriving over there
Me: Goddamnit
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︎ Jun 17 2014
What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?
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︎ Aug 19 2017
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