What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?

Tres passers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlicriiiice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Puppy bowl puns

So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play β€œfootball” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as β€œruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribebro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Amazing new weight loss technique?

So I saw this crazy salesman trying to convince every passer-by that you can lose weight just by repeating a special series of weight loss mantras every day.

"Fat chance!" I called out, rolling my eyes.

"EXACTLY!!!" he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Pass me the ugly.

We are from Quebec so we speak french.

It's lunchtime and someone at the table is getting thirsty. (Keep in mind that ''laid'' and ''lait'' are pronounced the same way in french)

''Peux tu me passer le lait, papa? (Can you pass over the milk, dad?)'' My sister says.

''Ben, le laid est just lΓ ! (Well, the ugly is right there!)'' My dad says while pointing at me.

He then proceeds to laugh, extremely proud of his joke. Oh dad..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twitos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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Heard a dadjoke on the street today

A woman was standing out on the street outside a restaurant giving out tasters to passers-by.

Woman: Would you like to try? It's chicken!

Passer-by: [without missing a beat] How dare you! I'm sure it was very brave before it died!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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If someone sneaks across a steal framed bridge...

...are they a truss-passer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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