Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "PROGRESS"
Congress.
I told her that I didn’t like being counter-productive.
I still can't believe everyone on the road that day passed the test.
Ro-gains
In fact, the key reason is to make it much easier for an omnibus to pass !
As long as it doesn't involve change
The student responded: 'thank you for asking, i'm doing excellent.'
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
Authorities are saying it's race-related.
How much more jogging my memory must I do?
What, it's still going on?
Isn't Wimble-done yet??
(do I really need to spell this one out?)
They did Nazi that coming.
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
I have a good punch line but haven't been able to design a satisfying lead in for it:
Do you know why the string family decided to break up?
...
Apparently not (A parent-ly knot)
And don't forget constitution.
Congress.
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