She nailed this nail art
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N00B5L4YER
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Nailed it [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimvelvetpi
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopdog16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayWex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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He nailed it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Nailed it
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschwede318
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielthygreat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xennw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/renduh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaffiPugs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Nailed this dadjoke on a 6 hour drive to Oregon

Wife notices graffiti on the side of the road with the word HISTORY. Her: "That is the second time I have seen someone graffiti that word." Me: "History repeats itself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mark_is_Dragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2014
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Who did the unmarried house ask for advice before trying to get nailed?

Dr. Roof.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Nailed it!

Daughter: Dad can you please stop at this store, I need dryer sheets. Me: Ours are pretty dry, how much drier do you need them to be?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmmccann
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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this guy nailed it on nasa growing/eating lettuce comments

"lettuce hope the ISS does not grow any leeks!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charizzardd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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CBS News anchor just nailed a dad joke.

"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dane83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2015
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This man nailed his first dad joke while his wife was in labour.

http://imgur.com/5Vkwluq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/browntown92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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The kid nailed it!

My 4 yr old son and I went to a convention this weekend. We had to bring a stroller, because of all the walking. Usually when we went to panels and shows, we would get Isle seats because of the stroller. We roll up to our seat and sit down. My son hangs out in the stroller.

The man in front of us turn around and says, "Middle of the isle. Clear view of the stage. I'm jealous."

My 4 yr old son replies, "Hi, Jealous." without even missing a beat. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megalosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letseatlunch
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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Nailed my brother with an excellent wood working pun on Sunday night.

He was over for dinner, asking me about making a simple wooden box. Once he's finished describing what he wants to do and how he thinks he'll do it I reply with "Yeah, that wood work".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BountyHNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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Nailed it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Techsan1923
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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Daughter nailed it this weekend...

I’ve been telling my #2 daughter dad jokes from this sub every day. She got me back this weekend.

As we were walking to the National Mall in D.C. for the Earth Day concerts on Saturday we noticed that the Smithsonian was having the National Math Festival.

She says – What do you do there? Solve math problems and eat Pi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotwheelzFFX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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Nailed it. (xpost /r/circlejerk)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdos93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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A visitor at my job nailed me with this one

I work in a historic house all decorated for the holidays. Visitor comes in: "Can we take pictures here?" Me: "Yes, just no flash." Visitor: "But we can take pictures right?" Me: "Yes....." Visitor points at the wall. "I want that one."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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When my boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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New dad here: nailed it at work today

Walking with a coworker talking about my 6 week old son Miles:

Coworker: Seems like Miles is progressing quicker than most at his age. He's got some good genes!

Me: Good khakis, too.

Not my best work, but again: new dad here. You gotta crawl before you can walk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubstylee43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2015
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The Fault in Our Stars nailed us with a Dad Joke in the first half an hour.

Augustus Waters to his parents: "Hey guys, this is Hazel Grace."

Hazel: "Hi, it's just Hazel."

Mr. Waters: "Hi, Just Hazel!"

He had this awesome shit-eating/dad joke smile on his face it was perfct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badassspaceman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2014
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Nailed a customer today

A customer at the major retail corporation I work at picked up our ad while I was cashing him out. Tried to pull one on me...

"they call it a doorbuster sale and there's not a single door in this ad! "

"That's because we busted them all, sir"

Completely straight faced. He walked away laughing his ass off. On an unrelated note I think my girlfriend may be pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hepatitisbees
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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Nailed my class with this one...

So we're talking about MS Access, and prof gets on the subject of how capital letters are treated differently than lower case letters

me: So it's capitalism?!

badum tiss

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Making Father's Day plans, dad nailed it.

Mom: "So if we're golfing at 2, I'll make the dinner reservation for 7."

Dad: "But honey, there's only 4 of us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakemath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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I think I Nailed this

I'm on my mobile, so I apologize for any typos.


Today I had a simple surgical procedure at my local podiatrist.

At the end of the procedure the doctor was applying an acid to the surgical site, and I asked what he was using.

Doc: "...this is called Phenol, and it discourages the regrowth of the ingrown nail."

Me: "That sounds phenolmenal!"

He stopped what he was doing for a moment, and we had a good laugh, turns out he had never heard that all to obvious pun.

Also, I'm pretty sure khakis are going to sprout from my legs pretty soon.

I'll keep you all in the loop on that front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agr8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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Nailed a table full of friends.

Sitting at dinner last night, and one of my friends was offering his nachos to anyone who wanted some.

As I started grabbing a chip, I said "but they're nachos, they're mine."

Slow laughter all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellymcswelly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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One of my favorite dad jokes that I nailed a few weeks ago.

So I'm heading to an office to turn in some paper work with a friend. It's a little windy outside. As I get out of the car and set my papers on the roof of the car to grab some stuff from the car my friend says,

"Hey man, you better watch that paper and make sure it doesn't fly away."

So I say: "Don't worry, it's stationery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpclone25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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Nailed my coworker

So at work we're messing with the cashier who got three parking tickets in the same spot three days in a row. Later on in the night, she drops a couple dollar bills as she's organizing the money.

Fellow Worker: "You're cracking up!" Me: "Actually, it's a symptom of Parking-sons!"

Queue collective groans and a couple chuckles from everyone around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watertrap1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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Nailed it!

http://youtu.be/SSjQBUEca8w

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brohansan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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