She thinks they are irrational
Number
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
They just don't seem to add up
We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day.
Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.
let's see if it works out.
tolo is coming and i literally have no idea what puns i can use on my poster, my boyfriend is a huge math nerd so i want to use a math pun if anyone have any ideas, or tbh just anything smooth hahah tyy in advance<3
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
Maths teacher made this joke the other day: maths puns are the first sine of madness.
Resulted in many groans.
Number
But math puns make me number.
but math puns make me feel number.
But math puns make me feel number.
Math puns make me feel number.
But math puns make me number
But math puns make me number.
But math puns make me feel number
but math puns make me number.
Math puns make me number
But math puns make me number.
Math puns make me go number
But math puns make me number.
