I was figuring out what career path I should take.
Geology rocks, geography is where it’s at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.
I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization.
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.
Need help figuring out a pun
My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.
One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.
So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
I had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in my new apartment.
I've been having the most difficult time figuring out what audio system to put in my car.
I hate making decisions based on stereotypes.
Figuring out the difference between...
The terms "midget" and "little person" has me stumped.
If you are having trouble figuring something out, ask a chemist
They have the best solutions.
My son was having trouble figuring out how to use a hammer and nails.
What does Drogba, the soccer player say after figuring out a clever joke?
Figuring out what to do around the house
"I wanna wash the sheets"
"...but you can see them from here"
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
I'm running a D&D campaign and I figured out the best riddle for the players to solve to open a door.
"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"
>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
I finally figured out why Waldo always wears stripes.
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Relationships between hockey 🏒 players and figure skaters are always doomed to failure.
No one is willing to break the ice.
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
I miss my deceased father and his dadjokes, so I figured I’d text him.
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...
Philately will get you nowhere
Not sure if OP was going for a pun
Trying to figure out which picture is better of my son.
I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.
It’s because they charge a lot.
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
What historical figure is known for saying "ehh, good enough."?
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?
He said "There was a sail."
My Dad told me how to figure out of you're drunk
He said: Son, see those 2 cars over there? If you ever see 4 then you know you're drunk
Me: But Dad, there's only 1 car?
My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...
With no buses, trains, or taxis in sight, and my wife going into labor, I figured the only solution was a piggyback.
But she refused to give me one.
You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
I just figured out I was colourblind
It came out of the yellow!
I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
Which historical figure would you pick to be your teacher and why?
The Wright Brothers, cause they make time fly.
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
My son made me a whale figure
It was really whale made!
Figure out the joke yourself
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.
Your gas is as good as mine.
Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
I discovered that I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out.
I came to the realization.
I had a hard time figuring out how to use this new pen.
No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
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