Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
I'm calculating inertia right now...
"did you factor in the restance when calculating the current" "no i dont think so"
Why are Christians so good at calculating perpendicular vectors?
They worship the cross product.
Calculating joke...
My kid was talking about Al Gore and I asked him if he knew that there was a mathematical formula that would predict how Mr Gore would perform to music. When he said no I asked him if he knew what an algorithm was...
What works faster than a calculator?
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
Whenever I am in doubt, I resort to using my calculator.
I can always count on it.
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.
It’s a bit calculated to understand this pun
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
My calculator is missing the minus button....
But on the plus side it still works.
A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test
From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him it’s easy as pi
When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.
He said, “Who cares how many pockets you have?”
The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
For some reason I can't calculate amps and voltage
I don't know watt I'm forgetting
Do you know how karma is calculated?
Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day
Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?
I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.
But it is what is on the inside that counts.
Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:
"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...
Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...
... I guess they weren't counting on it
Why did the protractor marry the calculator?
It was a math made in heaven.
People are always telling me that “mean” and “rude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,
I gave my son a calculator named “Thought”.
It’s the thought that counts.
What works faster than a calculator?
I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
I can’t understand why my calculator wont work.
I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.
He said, “Why? You don’t know how many pockets you have?”
Why are calculators so dependable?
Because you can always count on them
Weird how my calculator has stopped working...
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, ...it still works.
I have an old calculator that’s missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side,...it still works.
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