They're shellfish.
Hawai'i - because it's not incontinent /original?
Just started playing Zelda:Skyward Sword and named my character Colby after my dog. My wife asks me if I'll name Link that every time, or change it when we have kids. I answer, depends.
Depends? You'll name him Depends? I didn't think you were old enough for those.
So. Proud.
Cannelloni
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
I replied, "Depends."
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
Because you can always count on them
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
In a dad-a--base
Depends
You boil the hell out of it.
Depends on how long it’s been in school.
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’
He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it
I told them It depends on how much work I have pending
I thought that was the whole point of them.
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
They always vote "Neigh".
Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...
Me: Your mask looks like a diaper
Him: It's very comfortable though.
Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?
Him: It Depends....
The need-le.
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
more like en passat
Depends on how much those toucans eat
"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."
It's all well now.
Does that make you an iWitness
“He is a dick, Ted.”
Leather ones, because they’re made of Hide.
Stroke its head.
If he wags his tail, it's male.
If she wags her tail, it's female.
In the Bushs
All right reddit, I have to get this off my chest. I’m absolutely SICK of this pandemic. Everywhere I go, I’m constantly being PESTERED to wipe down surfaces and sanitize my hands. It’s a complete infestation of my personal space!
Let’s face it, our ailing democratic rights have taken a huge hit. And this is a symptom of a larger problem. Namely, our ruling class seems totally impaired! We are being totally ill-informed by people who claim they know everything about this disease.
For example, this whole situation has been plagued with problems since the beginning! It’s a scourge on what’s left of humanity.
So I say, it’s time to break out of the shackles and seize our lives back! We need to combat this virus that flew around the world with everything we’ve got. Because this lock down is bugging the hell out of me! This is a cold call to do your part. The health of our society depends on it!
Happy quarantine, everyone!
I told him it depends on who you ask.
Depends on their age
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
