Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:

"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoughShadow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Euler didn't have a problem with working on his calculations all night

but the aftermath was pretty bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryshy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Practice safe calculations

Don't drink and derive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyWood86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My dad added this calculated pun this morning and I couldn’t be happier m.imgur.com/pfHUkRR?r
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbledorito
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

Calcunow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaycrossinroad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varunmohan02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Well calculated response
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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It’s a bit calculated to understand this pun
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungrysamy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...

"What's the equation? (occasion)"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Ah yes the calculator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flor_Mertens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.

He said "Gimme asec".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokefan713
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages

Like, it’s basic meth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexPredator1509_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?

You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBudderBomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test

From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobdole4eva
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My calculator is missing the minus button....

But on the plus side it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbuckingham89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ

It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.

It was a taxing day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziWookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.

He said, β€œWho cares how many pockets you have?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him it’s easy as pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edmondontis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...

... does it become a calcu-earlier?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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For some reason I can't calculate amps and voltage

I don't know watt I'm forgetting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Do you know how karma is calculated?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GedT1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day

Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?

1134

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?

Using octoPi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlitos_segway
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I'm calculating inertia right now...

... so give me a moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.

But it is what is on the inside that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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People are always telling me that β€œmean” and β€œrude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,

β€œWhat do you rude?”

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I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...

Wheres the pi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamas2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...

... I guess they weren't counting on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why did the protractor marry the calculator?

It was a math made in heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I gave my son a calculator named β€œThought”.

It’s the thought that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditingDino
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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A police officer stops a guy carrying a backpack on suspicion of terrorism.

The police officer asks him to let him check his backpack.

The guy obliges.

In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.

"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"

"But why?" the guy protests.

"You have been caught carrying weapons of math instruction!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I might buy you an exploding calculator...

But don't count on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I found a box of discarded calculators and I just had to rescue them because...

Every calculator counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.

He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.

I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.

He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction

I guess you could call it a repost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReHawse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working

It just doesn’t add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwaysthecold
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working

It just doesn't add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

A calcu-now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I can’t understand why my calculator wont work.

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.

He said, β€œWhy? You don’t know how many pockets you have?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why are calculators so dependable?

Because you can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Weird how my calculator has stopped working...

It just doesn't add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtcarr79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My calculator is missing the minus button.

But on the plus side, ...it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I have an old calculator that’s missing the minus button.

But on the plus side, it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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My calculator is missing the minus button.

But on the plus side,...it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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