The horse that came first isnβt mathematically inclined.
It doesnβt count in the first place.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Mathematically speaking biotech is almost 70% bitch
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
How are trees in Minecraft mathematically sound?
Because they got them square roots.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
A mathematically inclined dad joke
So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues
Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is?
Me : No.
Dad : SaCOSINE!
Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.
He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.
Well played dad. Well played.
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︎ Jun 20 2015
Why can't desalinization be explained mathematically?
When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.
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︎ Feb 15 2016
Mathematical puns related to burglars?
Puns about math and thieves/burglars?
View Poll
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Mathematics pun
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︎ Aug 02 2018
Reading all these posts makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
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︎ Dec 13 2019
ah mathematics
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Numbers, broβ¦
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture
...but I couldn't pass cowculus.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A mathematical analysis is in order....
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︎ May 27 2020
A mathematical dadjoke, hope you like this.
A pie without 3.14159265359
is just a 2.7182818284.
Have a good day.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Went to mathematical restaurant today.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Mathematical proof that it pays to be dumb
power = work / time
but...
knowledge = power
and
time = money
so, substituting...
knowledge = work / money
solving for money...
money = work / knowledge
The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I found the perfect way to compliment my kids using mathematics
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︎ Apr 15 2019
How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What do you call a mathematical reptile?
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︎ Jun 01 2018
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?
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︎ Aug 02 2018
What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?
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︎ Sep 10 2018
What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?
The scientific cylinder graduated
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︎ Feb 07 2018
What do you call a fair, average, mathematics teacher?
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︎ Aug 26 2017
How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?
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︎ Feb 27 2014
What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?
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︎ Dec 02 2016
I'm going to teach my baby advanced mathematics
So it can derive it's own formula
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︎ Oct 21 2016
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Watching the NOVA on mathematics
The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.
I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."
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︎ Apr 19 2015
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?
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︎ Nov 07 2013
Ζ(x)=e^x and Ζ(x)=ln(x) walk into a party.
ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.
βWhat's the matter?β ln(x) asks e^x.
βI'm nervous about integrating,β replies e^x, shyly covering its face.
βOh, that's simple,β ln(x) replies. βJust be yourself.β
lol calculus
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︎ Mar 23 2017
Reading all these puns makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go number
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︎ Mar 26 2019
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Biology makes me numb,but mathematics makes me number.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tried to Log a Rhythm!
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
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︎ Apr 14 2020
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