Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
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How do people lose their kids in the mall ?
Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Whatβs the difference between a mall and a parked car?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Old shopping malls never dieβ¦
They just get de-mall-ished.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What did the tree say when it ran into the mall?
Tina? Larry? Where is everybody?!? Oh my god, theyβre all gone!!! ... Oooh a sale!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.
In retrospect we shouldnβt have been on that escalator.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I work at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas. I'm wearing the costume for most of the day, but sometimes my colleague takes my place while I take a break
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when Iβm down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I went to an outdoor mall today and there was guy misting water at people as they walked by. My wife quickly avoided him.
Mister mister missed her.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
My balding grandfather told me that there was an adept wigmaker at the mall.
The wigmaker offered me a good deal that I was willing toupee for.
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︎ May 25 2020
Thereβs was a kidnapping in the mall yesterday!
He woke up.
(A true classic)
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Well I was doing speedy shopping, until I stopped and had hat to break to see this. Quality puns at the mall.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
You know, if you have seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof, you have seen a mall.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
This bike stand outside my local mall
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︎ Dec 10 2018
There's a big space at the local mall where they're going to build a Starbucks. I suppose that space is now officially
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︎ Mar 10 2020
So I know of this mall that uses animal employees...
I was walking along the food court when I saw this one animal that was incredibly overdressed compared to the others. While most where in their uniform, this one was in a red and gold robe, and was strangely being followed by a bunch of Buddhist monks.
I asked one of the customers if it was an Alpaca Packer.
They said no.
It's the Deli Llama.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
My brother had an interview for a mall Santa in another town. His GPS led him astray and he missed it.
I think he was a lost Clause to begin with.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Why is "the mall" called "the mall?"
Because you don't just shop at one store, you shop at THEM-ALL
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︎ Sep 28 2018
I met Darth Vaderβs wife at the mall yesterday.
Nice gal, her nameβs Ella.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Have you seen the mall?
No, but I've seen most of 'em.
(My father used this one every time we passed an enclosed shopping center. I wanted to die.)
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︎ Nov 07 2019
A teenager's car won't start out at the mall one night
He tries everything he knows to do, but finally calls his father for help.
Mom and Dad come up to mall parking lot, dad gets into the car, turns the key once, and the engine roars to life.
The teenager is shocked at how easy it was.
"Dad! What did you do differently? I tried everything!"
"It was easy son. I'm wearing my cargo shorts."
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︎ Apr 06 2019
They said a killer was on the loose in the mall
I went to hide in the watch store to buy me some time
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︎ Sep 14 2019
My eye doctorβs office is at the shopping mall.
Sheβs an Opthemallogist
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︎ Nov 02 2019
My 3 year old got scared of the mall Santa. I guess heβs claustrophobic like his old man
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︎ Nov 10 2019
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︎ Sep 14 2019
My daughters asked me when we were going to the upper level of the mall.
I told them we had choices. We could esca-now, or escalator.
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︎ May 14 2019
I heard someone stole a Shaggy CD from the mall
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Visiting Minnesota, family wanted to visit the Mall of America
βEhh, youβve been to one, youβve been to the mallβ
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︎ Sep 29 2019
What do you call it when you eat at a mall and you're satisfied by your meal?
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︎ Jul 30 2019
There's a lady at the mall that does clothing alterations in less than 2 hours.
Her name is Tailor Swift.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Whoever called the loops in malls with restaurants "food courts" missed a huge opportunity. They ought to be cul-de-snacks.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
I was at the mall the other day...
I was at the mall the other day and saw this gentleman sitting outside a store with a stack of flyers. He asked another me as I walked by, βExcuse me sir, would you like a flyer?β I looked down and replied, βYea bro, sure.β
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︎ Mar 18 2019
A blind guy enters the mall.
He takes his seeing eye dog and starts swinging it,round and round.I asked him,"Hey buddy,what are you doing to that poor dog?"
He says,"Just taking a look around."
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Where does Darth Vader get his clothes? The Darth Mall.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
I saw Santa following me around in the mall, and I asked him why.
He said, βChristmas stalking.β
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︎ Dec 02 2018
If they were to create a shopping plaza for bees, it would be a bzz mall.
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︎ May 12 2019
Yesterday I was supposed to get 2 dollars and 50 cents after my transaction at the mall but only got 2 dollars
It doesnβt make any cents
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︎ May 09 2019
True Story: I was driving my family to my son's birthday party at one of those trampoline places. While looking for it in the strip mall...
We passed an IHOP, to which I stated "There it is!"
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︎ Apr 17 2019
How do people lose their kids in a mall?
Seriously, any tips are welcome.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How do people lose their kids in a mall?
Seriously, any tips are welcome.
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︎ Jan 24 2018
How do parents lose their kids in a mall?!
Seriously. Any tips welcome.
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︎ Jun 11 2018
How do people lose their kids in a mall?
Seriously, I need some pointers.
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