Low effort puns are my favorite.
Why do Deloreans always have such low mileage?
They’re only driven from from time to time
I always had low charisma when I chose elf in D&D.
Maybe that's why I have such low elf-esteem.
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
People ask me why I still work as a mailman,on such low salary.
I tell them : "Its not about the money; Its about sending a message"
Dad jokes are low hanging fruit and here's why
Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium
Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?
He's a master of deduction
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life he’s been a naan starter.
My extremely low effort drawn out pun. What’s it trying to say?
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises
When do we want them? Nyoow
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.
I don’t really publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick.
Like seriously, how low can you go ?
A perfectionist walks into a bar....
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.
I was telling my wife how sometimes I feel really high and sometimes I feel really low.
"Dear, get off the swing" she said.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
What does a Norse god do when they don’t want to attract attention?
They stay low key (Loki).
I never get jokes about low flying clouds.
There's always something I've mist.
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
What is the scariest thing you can eat for lunch?
2 midgets are sitting around bored.
One of them pulls out some weed and asks his mate, "Wanna get medium."
Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?
I’m a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low
There is nothing kawaii about Hawaii.
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
What do we want? Low flying aeroplane noises. When do we want them?
There’s no loud laughing permitted in Hawaii.
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
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