Losing Puns

But, I've got too much on my plate at the moment.

See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!

Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!

It was trivial per suit.

And "Temporal Mechanics" is a dumb name for a company anyway.

It didn’t make any cents

... I lost my case.

Some would say it’s a receding airline...

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

That hertz!

Byelingual

Let's just say he lost his case

It must be terrible to be running out of tines.

In the bed, she always says, "Do you ALWAYS have to come first?!"

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

I really need to keep an ion them.

But it just made him more sluggish.

It makes them salty.

But when morning came I had to break fast

I've won a Nobellly Prize.

I haven't heard from him since

You become lack toes and tolerant.

Everything costs a couple pounds

“I can see all right”

He uses his Joker

Because it lost the gill to live.

I texted back "it's all in your head".

Frigate about it!

even though I told her it wasn't my fault

Just don’t pick it up.

Haven't heard from him since then.

I lost the case

I lost my case.