A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
I wrote an essay in highschool about lottery winners who ended up losing. Apparently I thought this was way funnier than it is.
What do you call it when you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them?
What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
With so many people losing their minds, isn't it odd that no one has ever found one?
What do you call a rabbit that’s losing its fur?
I saw a video of a lizard losing its tail
Most people who are losing their memory say it started in
I think something is wrong with my pet Chicken, it keeps losing consciousness.
Maybe it's just eggsausted.
I ran the numbers, and it turns out my dad’s sandwich shop is losing money fast.
He said, “That’s okay, subs tend to go under.”
Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
What does a shoe lose when it dies?
What's it called when a hospital loses all of its Labor & Delivery nurses?
What do you call a unicorn that loses its horn?
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Why is insomnia not a joke?
Because people are losing sleep over it.
Somebody stole my memory foam mattress…
I reported it to the police but they arrested me for losing my Tempur!
You know you’ve made a terrible joke when you make the math teacher completely lose it.
Teacher: “If acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.”
Me: “You might say that for ruining the math, it’s being a jerk.”
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
What does a squirrel do when it loses its mind
If a pig loses it's voice...
Is it disgruntled?
I'll leave now...
What do you call it when a grain of sand loses its trane of thought?
Why did the bacteria lose its job in retail?
Because it only had one cell
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
In life you gain some, you lose some. Can't have it all.
Like, you gain inheritance, you lose your dad.
Especially if it's a good book that makes you lose track of the time
What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper?
A meltdown.
(Told to me by a grandpa earlier today.)
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?
The kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again
It's all fun and games until someone loses an I
If you lose a watch and replace it...
Would you be making up for lost time?
Where should a monkey go when it loses it's tail?
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory?
I've lost 20% of my sight
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day...
...the first one says "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighs and shakes his head, "Not good to be honest pal. I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me and my wife is leaving me."
The first one replies 'Well, try not to lose any sheep over it."
If I made a guillotine joke…
Would you get it or would you lose your head?
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail ?
Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail?
What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper
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