I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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A list of puns I made about a friend named Ann.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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What are the two types of sport potatoes

A common-tater and a speck-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gb_4640
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Here's a dad joke you're only going to get if you play League of Legends.

Cho'Gath walks into a bar and says "I'm a problem." The bartender Sett replies "Yeah, for your ADC."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThexLoneWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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My dog peed on my list of favorite businesses in the city

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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I was just reading an article that said that skydiving is actually one of the safest extreme sports.

Apparently, if your parachute fails, you have your whole life to fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1naryB0t
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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What sport do fisherman always try to catch a game of on TV?

Bas(s)ketball

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What's the cutest ball in all of sports?

A golf ball because it has dimples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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When I married my wife, I made a list of all the chores I knew how to do to help out in the house.

It was the list I could do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .

Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.

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I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycam3014
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....

The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?

Because they're nurse assists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hysnbrg4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman

But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehFuriousKid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for 20 years.

They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.

Now, though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from the Department of Defense. As licensed broadcasters they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them the nukes were flying and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. What, though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?

Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.

Bert, always the consummate professional, turned away from the window as the first explosion split the distant horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt, and brushed his hair back. He would meet his fiery death with dignity.

He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"

Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He looked into Bert's face and saw the closeness they shared, the strength of their relationship, forged over the years. He took a deep breath and spoke quietly:

"With your eyes, Bert."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Blonde joke.

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: β€œHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: β€œBefore you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know four things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl with a club, I’m a 6-foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate and the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters: β€œNo, not if I’m gonna have to explain it four times.”

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When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just

LOL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarezloader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks β€œWhat are you counting?”

And the guy says β€œhow many tattoos I have now”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepsea333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/du_bekar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.

I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
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  10. An absolute cracker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...

"in vivo lost vagus"

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My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Nickname Puns

Ok so, I've been looking high and low for a list of punny- wordplay like nicknames. All I can find are

Jakey-Snakey

Andrew-my-mandrew

or names that just have '-enator' added to them?

If anyone has some fun nicknames please share!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bibbleisthebest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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2 dads having a conversation..

Dad 1 : My son is a youtubers.

Dad 2 : Mine too. Whats yours about?

Dad 1 : Sports mainly. Specifically martial arts.

Dad 2 : Impressive. What kind of martial arts?

Dad 1 : Mix one I think. Yesterday he told me he did some unboxing... I guess with Mayweather vs Logan went boom, everyone talking about boxing nowadays.

Dad 2 : ... yeap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dolarestheguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Admirers of sports are called sports fans. Admirers of the Sistine chapel are called?

Ceiling fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virtual-Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.

Do not even get me started.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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How do you get the mafia out of pro sports?

You request a sit-down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.

I call it the flip charts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowningStructure
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?

First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.

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Literally just happened: Wife completing our 2020 census reading off list of ethnicities. β€œWait... what is... Chamorro?”

Me: β€œChamorro? It’s Chursday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickfree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultraguardrail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?

Tennis

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A List of My Favorite Dad Jokes
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