He must feel lonely at (k)night
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Why is 'dark' spell with a k and not c?

Because you cannot see in the dark.

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📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
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👤︎ u/B_Baerbel
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...

....or, am I a really bad teacher ?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?

J.K. Rolling

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📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?

A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.

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👤︎ u/zjunkmale
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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The U.K. lockdown is going to end...

in tiers.

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👤︎ u/trendfoll
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”

Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.

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📅︎ May 28 2020
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My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"

I said "No, it doesn't".

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📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Mmmm' k
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the best possible reward for a k'ow know joke?

A no bell prize

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📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?

Pew! Pew! Pew!...

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👤︎ u/Jon-A
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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I Y K Y K
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📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K instead of a C /r/Jokes/comments/i0kmzn/…
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📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.

F.

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👤︎ u/rocker230
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?

Because you can't see in the dark

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👤︎ u/x_amxxn_x
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?

They know all the Korea-graphy

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📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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👤︎ u/Ttocs77
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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K
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📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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I’m hoping L is J/K.
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📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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I really hate K-pop.

It's given me BTSD.

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📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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M a k a r o v i
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👤︎ u/Yachtman24
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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My cousins are like the letter K.

They are okay by themselves, but get horribly racist when 3 of them get together.

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📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K?

Because you can't c in the dark.

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👤︎ u/qarasaq
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because then it would be "darc"

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👤︎ u/Vilateral
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?

Because you can't see in the dark

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👤︎ u/apapipay
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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👤︎ u/queencr
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C

Because you can’t c in the dark

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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.

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📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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👤︎ u/darkalan64
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c

Because you can't see in the dark

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📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a K and not a C

You can’t C in the dark

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👤︎ u/BlueJay951
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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I just found out why dark is spelled with a K and not a C

It’s because we can’t see in the dark.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why does dark end in a K and not a C

Because you can't C In the dark

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📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K and not with a C?

Because you can't "C" in the dark

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📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?

Because you can’t see in the dark

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👤︎ u/cor_II
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c

Because you can’t see in the dark.

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👤︎ u/LameAFmeme
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not a c?

>!Because you cannot see in the dark.!<

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📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

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👤︎ u/ddubdog
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C?

Because you can't C in the Dark.

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👤︎ u/avianthon
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c?

Because you can’t see in the dark...

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📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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