What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?

A brrrrr grinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copy_run_start
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I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.

I thought I thaw a pussycat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea

It was very bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotEye9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonMan690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Iced iced baby
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fernelz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Does this count as an iced mocha latte?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VioletteRose29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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What do you call a little iced muffin that causes chronic pain?

A cupc-ache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckDonuts12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Iced Mocha

Dad: Hey son, did you know that Iced Mocha?

Son: Huh? Iced Mocha?

Dad: Yeah! Iced Mocha lot of weed.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My dad just went to get some iced tea

.....claimed he needed to go on a Brisk walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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An iced ring donut

Sounds like a nice thing, don’t it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyCrookedTeeth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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β€œHey, we brought you an iced coffee”

Cool beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jomack042
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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It's an iced cap!!

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLl1N

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HipLunatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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If I was a rapper, my street name would be Iced Ink

Because I just farted.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Did you hear about the Indian who drank 5 gallons of iced tea before bedtime?

He drowned in his teepee.

Thanks Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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Iced Tea

http://imgur.com/a/pLvL5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domovo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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My Dad and iced tea

My dad doesn't like coffee all that much and drinks a lot of iced tea, something I inherited from him. Anytime we're in a restaurant, and he orders an iced tea, the waiter or waitress always asks, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" To which my Dad replies, "Unsweetened, I'm sweet enough already."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brain13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Best 'ice' puns. Go!

What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance πŸ™πŸΌ Have a punderful day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnrqz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Other people: "So you like ice puns?"

Me: "Hail yeah."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWinterPrince52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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An ice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My 10 Year Old is Constantly Punny

He said "Remember all those ice puns I did the other day? I think I put too much... THAWT... Into it..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibasoul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket

.. Only got 20%Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuisCAG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?

I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?

Talent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.

Only been getting 25% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?

"Get yo' free cone 🎡"

(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesnearn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?

Palm Sundae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prophesier-Little
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I See Icy Ice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I just tried scraping ice off my windscreen with a loyalty card....

I only managed to get 20% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radiofirey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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The ice has SEALed their whiskers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anipanreads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...

Police said he'd topped himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why can't Neo eat his ice cream?

Because there is no spoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/localgasgiant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?

igloo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?

A sprinkle system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.

I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?

Everyone I ask can't remember either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.

But eventually I came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.

It's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowdoggo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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An ice-cream van overturned in our road....

Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?

Oops, affagato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hansadventures
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, β€œBeautiful hoar-frost!”

The man replied, β€œWhy thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

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What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?

It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I slipped on the ice today, and when I got up I had a craving for pasta,

Must've been Italian ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?

One is justice and the other is just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.

So the man goes over and says β€œI’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”

The other man says β€œMffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”

The first man says β€œWhat?”

The other man spits something into his hand and says β€œI said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?

Cuz he'll never dessert you...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?

Because it was de-livered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

But affogato 'bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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The ice cream man came by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippymcdumbass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Have you ever used an ice pack for a headache?

You should try it. It's a mind numbing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?

A Freudian Slip!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I finally came up with a plan to get rid of the ice on my driveway

I have it all thawed out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.

Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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