What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea
If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
Does this count as an iced mocha latte?
What do you call a little iced muffin that causes chronic pain?
Iced Mocha
Dad: Hey son, did you know that Iced Mocha?
Son: Huh? Iced Mocha?
Dad: Yeah! Iced Mocha lot of weed.
My dad just went to get some iced tea
.....claimed he needed to go on a Brisk walk
An iced ring donut
Sounds like a nice thing, don’t it.
“Hey, we brought you an iced coffee”
It's an iced cap!!
https://imgur.com/gallery/KLl1N
If I was a rapper, my street name would be Iced Ink
Did you hear about the Indian who drank 5 gallons of iced tea before bedtime?
He drowned in his teepee.
Thanks Dad.
My Dad and iced tea
My dad doesn't like coffee all that much and drinks a lot of iced tea, something I inherited from him. Anytime we're in a restaurant, and he orders an iced tea, the waiter or waitress always asks, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" To which my Dad replies, "Unsweetened, I'm sweet enough already."
Best 'ice' puns. Go!
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
Other people: "So you like ice puns?"
My 10 Year Old is Constantly Punny
He said "Remember all those ice puns I did the other day? I think I put too much... THAWT... Into it..."
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.
Only been getting 25% off.
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?
I just tried scraping ice off my windscreen with a loyalty card....
I only managed to get 20% off.
The ice has SEALed their whiskers
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
Why can't Neo eat his ice cream?
Because there is no spoon
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
An ice-cream van overturned in our road....
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
I slipped on the ice today, and when I got up I had a craving for pasta,
Must've been Italian ice.
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.
So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
Because it was de-livered.
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.
The ice cream man came by
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
Have you ever used an ice pack for a headache?
You should try it. It's a mind numbing experience.
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
I finally came up with a plan to get rid of the ice on my driveway
I have it all thawed out.
I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.
Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?
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