Ahhh the Long Island Iced Tea....

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This goes back to my bartending days.

I was bartending at one of my favorite places I've ever worked. It was a reliable pub with a few choice options and a bar that boasted one of the biggest whiskey menus in the state, and a bartender culture that really prides itself on high quality whiskey and cocktail service.

It's a busy weekend evening (pre covid) and things are running smooth until a Long Island gets sent back. Sometimes bartenders biff a drink, it happens to the best. The bar staff there would bend over backwards for any customer who thought their drink was bad. Its personally offenses to think we let a bad drink slip out, it's just the kind of bartenders they have there. And in those occasions we would happily and expeditiously remake the drink, free of charge, so they can get on with their night.

This particular Long Island I made. I know that because I had made it less than 2 minutes before it was sent back and we don't make a lot of those there.

"This isn't strong enough! Did you even put any booze in here!?" "Its not dark enough!"

I was aghast, I probably looked at her with a bewildered and stupid expression on my face but what she was saying was asinine. I don't measure mixed drinks like a Long Island when I make them, I free pour. We also straw taste every drink we serve out of habit, it was fine. I've bartended for years and have very accurate pours. But even so, in the case of the Long (Strong) Island my free pours probably looked a bit more like .6 or .7 than just .5. (For those who don't know a Long Island Ice Tea has five liquors in it, .5oz of each tequila rum vodka gin 3sec for a total of 2.5oz of booze) So this Long Island was already stronger than it was supposed to be. After all that liquor goes in the glass and is displaced by ice there is just enough room for a fair amount of sour mix and a splash of pepsi + garish.

Her condescending and rude tone really rubbed me the wrong way, especially since I made it a touch stronger on purpose so the liquor could stand up to all that mixer. It is served in a pint glass after all.

"Ok" I said "I'll make it 100% by the book."

Then I proceeded to grab my .5 jigger and measure out each liquor. There was considerably less liquid in this glass than the first one before I added the ice and everything else. After a straw taste on this one, tasted like straight sour mix and I loaded it down with Pepsi to make it darker, because that's what you look for I g

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebookofrook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2021
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Sheldon having his first Long Island iced tea is everyone with their first Long Island iced tea.

S6 Ep7: I’m just dying laughing watching Sheldon experiencing his first Long Island. Gulps it down like nothing, tries to pick a fight with Will, swears by the deliciousness of the tea… then pukes. Oh yes, dear, we have all been there and made the same mistake. Lmao.

Any other β€œfirsts” on this how that is the epitome of everyone’s first?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teach-sleep-wine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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The Keg Long Island Iced Tea Ingredients

Anyone work at the Keg? How do you make your Keg sized Long Island Iced Tea's? What ingredients do you use??? Best LIIT out there. thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneaky_pete81
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Is there any place in Pokhara where actual LONG ISLAND ICED TEA is servered?

Most of the place in Pokhara doesn't even follow the actual recipe of LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, a random liquor of choice and their random ratio. Is there any place in Pokhara that serves LIIT at a reasonable price?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isandeshpoudel
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This one's called 'Another Round of Long Island Iced Teas

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Virgin Energy Long Island Iced Tea
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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Non-alcoholic AMF, Long Island Iced Tea and Tokyo Tea reddit.com/gallery/qjwhyb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LohuBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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How about a nice cold Long Island Iced Tea? Or three? Cheers, everyone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBayShore
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Best Long Island Iced Tea in Canberra

Pretty self-explanatory, would appreciate suggestions on the best Long Island Iced Tea to be found in Canberra. Please and thank you! ^_^

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tisha05_93
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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Joke on the tip of my tongue. Long Island iced tea, invented by a woman married to a gay man.

I hear a joke recently on Spotify or Pandora. It was generally about being gay back in the day. It went something like back in ww1 some guy went off to war and met the love of his life only to have to leave him after the war. So the guy comes home and marries some woman he doesn't love to keep up appearances, she invents the long Island iced tea so it appears like she's not drinking since she takes a little from each bottle. She comments something like "when he comes home he beats me cause I'm not jimmy" (or whatever the guys name was). I know this is a mess but im hoping someone knows.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2021
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Feeling like a really shitty long island iced tea rn....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bexyrex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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Long Island Iced Tea...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob1150
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2021
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Long Island Iced Tea: No fucks given youtu.be/QiUg7ffSzhI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PChanCustom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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Sheldon Cooper knows what a *Virgin Cuba Libre* is, but not a Long Island Iced Tea.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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Long Island Iced Tea…LARGE batch

If I wanted to produce a large amount of this delicious beverage, when it calls for a β€œsplash of cola”, how much is a splash? Is there a precise amount?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momp1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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Long Island Iced Tea
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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Not strictly food, but freeze it and you can eat it πŸ˜‰ Long Island Iced Tea at a Brazilian rodizio restaurant, shot on a Samyang 85mm 1.4. Would love to know your thoughts 😊 - www.instagramcom/ryanstanikkphoto
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reyewon
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This Long Island Iced Tea wasn't prepared well because there wasn't enough iced tea
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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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The Sloppy Boys #32: Long Island Iced Tea with Jon Gabrus anchor.fm/the-sloppy-boys…
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The Sloppy Boys #32 Long Island Iced Tea with John Gabrus anchor.fm/the-sloppy-boys…
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How do Long Island Iced Teas taste so much weaker than they actually are?

I haven't had one in a while, but if memory serves every one I've had has just tasted like slightly weird coke, but I can tell by the time I finish it that it had a lot of alcohol.

Does anyone know the science behind this? I don't understand how the extremely strong alcohol taste can be diluted by adding more alcohol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtMcMuffin0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Remember Long Island Iced Tea Co that suspiciously changed its name to Long Blockchain Co and enjoyed a great price pump? Well, Almost 3 years later, SEC brings charges against them. Most fraudsters in crypto will get busted. It is only a matter of time. sec.gov/news/press-releas…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Set1Less
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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TIFU ordering a Long Island Iced Tea after a few beers

Yesterday I had nothing to do, so I decided to go to a casino near where I live. I've never been there before, so I figured I'd give it a try (solo). I had two beers there, and on my way home I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. I went to the bar area and ordered a Long Island Iced Tea, along with my dinner. For those that don't know, it's a drink that is basically a whole bunch of different liquors mixed together, along with some juices. It was $5 so I figured it wouldn't be that strong. I drank it all, then my food came, and I ordered another one. Halfway through my meal I started feeling a bit weasy and could tell I was about to vomit. So I went to the bathroom, and of course there was only one stall, and someone waiting for it already. So I figured the sink was the next best option (looking back I should have gone with the trash I think). So I do my business, and of course the sink gets clogged. It was a double sink, now clogged with my puke, so I tried to drain it, but that just added water on top if it all. The person who was in the stall either heard me, or finished his business, got out and saw the puke and ran out of there, obviously without washing his hands. So I cleaned myself up, left the bathroom, and told an employee he should send someone to the bathroom to clean up the sink.... he of course wants to know what happened, so I told him and was really apologetic. I went to the bar, asked for my food to go and paid the bill. I left a generous tip. $26 total bill with a $14 tip (53%) and ran out of there.

Woke up today and I feel REALLY embarrassed about all of this. I know this isn't the craziest story out there, but I feel really ashamed right now. I won't be going back to that restaurant. I don't think there's anything I could have done in that situation, other than choosing the trash vs the sink. I know it's out of my control, but I feel so embarrassed right now.

TL;DR: Had a few beers, ordered a Long Island Iced tea, and puked in the restaurant sink, clogging it up

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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Insider trading charges filed over Long Island Iced Tea's blockchain 'pivot' cnn.com/2021/07/10/invest…
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Long Island Iced Tea Investors Charged in blockchain insider trading scheme fintechzoom.com/fintech_n…
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SEC Charges 3 for Insider Trading Over Long Island Iced Tea's Blockchain 'Pivot' coindesk.com/sec-charges-…
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Insider trading charges filed over Long Island Iced Tea's blockchain 'pivot' cnn.com/2021/07/10/invest…
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What does a long island iced tea taste like?

We know it sounds dumb but bear with us here. So we're back with drink experimenting and one that was recommended to us was a long island iced tea. Before we attempt to make it ourselves, could anyone tell us what it tastes like exactly? Like can you taste the liquor inside? Or does it taste like a standard iced tea? Reason being is that some of us have the habit of drinking too quickly if there isn't a strong taste to stop them.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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[Meme] Thank god for those $1 Long Island iced teas
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SEC levies insider trading charges against three principals who changed the name of their company, "Long Island Iced Tea" to "Long Blockchain" despite not having anything to do with crypto. sec.gov/news/press-releas…
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Ayyyy lmfao -- SEC Investigates Long Island Iced Tea Company that changed its name to Long Blockchain, and then never did anything with cryptocurrency. arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
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Insider trading charges filed over Long Island Iced Tea's blockchain 'pivot' cnn.com/2021/07/10/invest…
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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What would you call a Long Island iced tea if it was instead made of a bunch of drugs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phenomenon1995
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Long Island Iced Tea Pod Recommendations

My fiancé and I just got our Bartesian a few days ago. In the beginning we were having trouble getting our Bartesian to remain closed during mixing, it would just pop open halfway through and we wasted a 2 pods cause of this 😭

My question is, anyone have any recommendations for tequila for the Long Island ice tea pod? Right now we’re using a cheap tequila but every time we make the LI iced tea, it tastes strongly of just tequila and nothing like a LI Iced tea. We’re not really liquor experts so maybe it’s just the type of tequila we got?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitul216
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Nothing beats a Long Island iced Tea by the beach 🏝🍹
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urfavkittykatt
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Me sipping my Topshelf long Island iced tea, knowing AMC gonna make me rich!!! πŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸ”₯ fuck the hedgies and greenfield in the ass 3 times πŸ™Œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWill3369
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Spirits, which ones of you do i need to make a Long Island iced tea?
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