How did bush fund his campaign?

Hedge funds

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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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Hedge fund
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All this drama with hedge funds has me wondering?

Are they the same thing as my landscaping budget?

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How did they fund four weddings and a funeral?

A Huge Grant

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📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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If the government included a clutch of baby chickens along with the stimulus funds...

Does this mean we got money for nothing and our chicks for free?

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Why can't ants fund illegal activities ?

They have Anti Money Laundering

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The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...

He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.

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I went to a fund raiser for dolphins recently. Since it was Florida, canopies protected the participants from the sun. The mayor got up to speak.

He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."

Something like that might be a good joke... someday...

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I lost my kids' college fund playing dice in Vegas.

I admit it was a crappy thing to do.

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Never donate to a blind children's fund

It's not like they will see any of it anyway.

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📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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Teucrium Corn Fund

The other day, I was researching the stock market because I thought it wise to start investing at an early age. After hours of research and going through the myriad shares I could buy, I passed by one that caught my eye...the Teucrium Corn Fund. I could invest in corn, that'll surely stay steady, everyone needs corn! However, after awhile of second guessing myself, as I often do, I decided that I hold off on the stock market until I did more research and study. Yes, I'll invest in corn stocks when I have an ear for it.

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👤︎ u/Sioswing
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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Getting really annoyed now, this is the 6th ATM I've been to thats had "insufficient funds"!!
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If you don't want to buy something because it will fund a condescending king...

... then you don't want to patronise a patronising patron.

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How does the Grammar Nazi party fund it's government?

Through a syntax.

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Did you read about that girl from Alaska who turned down a scholarship from a Native American scholarship fund?

She wasn't that Inuit.

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