Are they the same thing as my landscaping budget?
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
my hedge fund manager hates reddit.
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
It’s my hedge fund.
I call it my hedge fund
So we payed him in hedge funds
A hedge fund.
A HEDGE FUND MANAGER
...after making so much money in his hedge fund.
...it's called a hedge fund.
This morning my father was trimming the hedge in the front yard as I mowed the lawns. He called me over, it sounded important.
Dad: "If I were to pay someone to practice hegemony* on this hedge, because I don't want to do it myself, where would they put the funds?" Me: "Hedge fund. Good one."
- I don't think he actually knows what that word means.
What do you call a savings account for obtaining more bushes?
A Hedge Fund!
I call it my hedge fund
