Ear pun
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?
It doesn't matter he won't hear you
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
Edit: Thank you for hugz!
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
What do you do when your ears are ringing?
This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
Why did the ear of corn call the cops?
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
My daughter got two-by-four plank ear adornments.
Is this a new trend, girls getting studs in their ears?
Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.
Why did the ear itchiness keep coming back after being scratched?
What sound does a bear without a ear make?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?
A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.
We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on.
Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear.
The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine.
How can you tell we asked.
Cos mine had a pencil behind it!
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
My dad came up with this joke when he was little and he thinks it will go viral.
*Wakes up with ear infection*
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
Give me some feedback- I'm all b-ears
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
My son is almost 3, and frantically calls me into his room when he should be sleeping. Dad! Dad! Put your finger in my ear... so I do...
"Get outta h-ear!", he says to me.
Made me so proud. Unprompted dad jokes from our little apprentices are just so great.
It’s like music to my ears
What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
What do you call a bear without ears?
How many ears does Spock have?
Well, he has a Left Ear , a Right Ear and A Final Front Ear!
What are Bears without ears?
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?
How many ears does Spock have?
His left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
What do you call Bears without ears
How many ears do Star Trek captains have?
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor says: “I can tell right away that you’re not eating right”
How many ears does Spock have?
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
Did you know Spock actually has 3 ears?
A left ear
A right ear
And a final front ear
How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
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