Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?

Me neither--it's not relephant.

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👤︎ u/Vlintinsky
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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For anglophiles: why does an elephant have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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👤︎ u/Barry753
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why do elephants have such big ears?

It doesn't matter, it's earelephant.

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👤︎ u/Schoolish
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Why do elephants have Big Ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

*of you don't know the 'Noddy' series of books by Enid Blyton, you may not get it... I'm probably also showing my age.

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👤︎ u/redlorri
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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Gerald, a young bull elephant was using the bathroom at his girlfriend's Bethany's apartment when he noticed one of those little pregnancy test things, tucked behind the cupboard...

... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...

Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!

OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"

A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...

Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?

He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.

Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.

Finally, he could take it no longer...

"Bethany..." he said

"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".

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📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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📅︎ Nov 20 2016
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My girlfriend is a genius

Me: Your ears are so soft. Her: I have Dumbo ears. Me: No, you have Dumbo's mom's ears. Normal sized. Her: That's ear-elephant.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2016
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I asked my friend if he knew a pachyderm famous for its trunk. He suggested Dumbo.

But that was Ear-Elephant.

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📅︎ May 10 2019
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I believe in using all the parts...

My daughter went to the state fair with her class today. "All I ate was part of an elephant ear." "What did you do with the rest of the elephant? That's not cool. Like, hating the planet." "Dad, shut up."

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👤︎ u/duh_bomb
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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