I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."
First.... You dig a big pit.
Like, a tiger pit, but big enough for an elephant.
Then, you fill it with leaves and debris and whatever...
Light the leaves on fire and let it burn all the way down to ash.
Next, open a can of peas (or fresh peas if you have them)...
Place the peas all along the outside of the pit, creating a ring around the whole thing...
That way, when the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.
Orange squash.
You pop the trunk
Walk him, then pitch to the rhino.
Exactly. Because they're damn good at it!
How do you breathe through that little thing?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Elephino (hell if I know)
An irrelephant
Eliphino...
A helliphant.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine...
because they are really good at it.
They both start with a “G”.
Elephant’s name is George.
They're really good at it...
Irrelevant. Sorry just addressing the elephant in the room here.
A little shit about 3 ft. tall
He had a dead guy in his trunk.
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Junk in the trunk.
Plenty of room
The tips were huge
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
Open the door
Put the elephant in
Close the door.
How do you put a lion in a refrigerator?
Open the door
Remove the elephant
put the lion in
Close the door
There was a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Who didn't show up?
The lion. He was still in the refrigerator.
A pair of long trunks.
You don’t, you get down from a goose
"Here come the elephants coming over the hill"
Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).
Dad: To eat some cherries.
Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.
Dad: He brought his own.
Your nose is touching the ceiling
Squashed.
Elephino
They’re good at it.
Elif-ino
An Irrelephant
Dig a big hole, Fill it with ashes, Sprinkle peas on top, When the elephant goes to take a pea, Kick it in the ash hole.
Because they're really good at it!
ELE-EF-I-NO
Walk him, then pitch to the rhino. He’s a sucker for a curveball.
Elephino
She said "thanks". I said "don't mention it"
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
Elephino 🤷🏻♂️
