A list of puns related to "Elephant Elephant"
You don’t. You get down from a duck.
Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_feather?wprov=sfti1
You hold its trunk until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Dad replied, in our Aussiest accent, with the correct answer without even knowing it: Elifino (Hell-If-I-Know)
One of them is an Indian.
He got pissed off the first time.
Their pretty good then aren't they
How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Walk it and pitch to the rhino.
Any other joke is irrelephant.
An irrelephant
You take the 'S' out of Safe and the 'F' out of Way.
........ (There is no F in' way)
Hell if I know
How do you breathe through that thing?
Elephino (“hell if I know” to help out)
It is better heard than read. I thought I would share so you can spread the joy.
Elephino.
The cop stops the man, takes his gun away, and asks, "what the hell are you doing walking around downtown with an elephant gun!?"
The man replies, "keeping the elephants away, officer"
"But there's no elephants around here," says the cop.
"See?" The man retorted, "it works."
PLENTY of space!
Irrelephant
I remember once I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
One’s a bar room and the other’s a BARROOM!
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This was a favorite joke of my late father-in-law, who always told it with great relish and a twinkle in his eye.
HEY get outta here you gigantic land mammal! What are you even doing here, you should be in the wild.
They're both purple except for the elephant.
(Credit: Mum)
Because a desktop has a mouse.
Good thing he brought his swimming trunks
A Smellephant!
Its called a pachyderm.
He lost his trunks!
Elifino
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
(While Shrugging) Elephino.
An irrelephant
‘El if I know
You don’t. You get down from a goose, silly.
Ellifino
You don't, you get down from a goose.
You take the S out of safe and the F out of way .. there is no F in way.
Eleph-i-no. 🤷♂️
Elephino (El-if-I-know)
irrelephant
Elephino.
‘Ell if I know
An irrelephant
You don't. You get down from a goose.
‘Ell if I know
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