The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is

that one of them is an elephant.

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Documentary; The African elephant has a penis so large it can use it as a 5th leg

Me; Left knee, right knee, wee nee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisajean1234
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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"

I said "The elephant obviously!"

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What do you call an African elephant?

A frickin elephant

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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Gets them every time
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

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You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

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β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

One of them is an elephant

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How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?

It's simple. One of them is an elephant.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What’s the difference between an Indian and African Elephant?

One’s an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamPfaff
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

One of them is an elephant...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What is the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5,000 miles.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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The easiest way to tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant is...

... that one of them is an elephant

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