What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?

A unicorn

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What do you call a corn cob with only one kernel? /r/Jokes/comments/fm1mmc/…
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Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.

She is a unicorn

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What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?

Americorn.

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Did you hear the one about the introverted corn kernel that went to the party.

When things got heated, they say he really popped when he came out of his shell.

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My mother-in-law was having dinner with us, and began coughing while eating her corn on the cob. She said, "I'm choking on a kernel of corn".

I said "at least it wasn't a General of Corn". No one laughed except me.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker
📅︎ Jun 27 2016
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Food suicide
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👤︎ u/AshP0d
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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My Yik Yak feed delivers

http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png

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In lecture this morning my professor...

My professor was talking about Barbara McClintocks work on corn kernel genetics. He stops all the sudden and says "her work really is not all that a-mazeing." He then proceed to look around to see if we laughed, Which almost no one did, cleared his throat and went back to lecturing.

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Made a dad joke on Facebook. My dad friend mercilessly shows me how it's done

My status: Any tips on how to keep raccoons from eating my corn crop? I'm all ears. But seriously raccoons are assholes.

Dad friend responds back to back.

"There's a kernel of truth to that statement!"

"But shucks, poor guys can't help it."

"Maybe get your dog to start stalking them."

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Dad joke at the dinner table.

My family was at the table, eating a nice meal. My mom had prepared some corn, and my brother didn't find it to be satisfactory.

"These kernels are too small!" he said.

My dad replied with "Maybe they're just lieutenants."

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I thought of a joke

So a dad and his son are setting the table for thanksgiving and the dad taps his sons shoulder and points to the bowl of corn and says " see all those kernels? Someday they'll all be generals."

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