I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers.

I nearly fell out of my tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Got us all at my parents anniversary dinner.

My mom made low country boil (crab legs, shrimp, sausage, potatoes, onions, corn all in the same pot. amazing) and when she set the table she set down a few nut crackers for the crab legs.

Mom: We don't have enough so these are for sharin'

Dad: There is no one named Sharron here so I'll use them.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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