A list of puns related to "Blowing"
Russian roulette
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
http://imgur.com/gallery/LVgGlW7
My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.
It's Groundbreaking work.
I came so close to winning but I blew it
Itβs annoying, but Iβm a big fan.
kaboomer
Yes son I do.
Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you
It is because she has so many fans.
I thought it would be funny but it's snot.
But she blew it
Itβs really annoying, if you catch my drift.
But honestly I'm not a fan
as soon as I am done, I'm gonna catch my breath.
4yo: βyep!β
Me: blows on childβs nose.
4yo: eyeroll
So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.
Because it's August.
Fortunately the plan was derailed.
Heβs back in town and wants your number
https://gfycat.com/AstonishingSeparateIberianmidwifetoad
As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'
I got back to back groans
That's because you're supposed to blow, not suck!
My mom was browsing weather.com come and announced a storm blowing in called "Meso k9" Without skipping a beat my dad grins "Sounds like one dog of a storm" tbh i didnt even grown, but gave him two thumbs up
Everyone hates it, but Iβm a fan.
Now Iβm a big fan.
No I'm not a fan
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