Why did the Bad AV tech make a bad cop?

He had trouble shooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakdow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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An avocado thief was caught committing a crime...

I heard they tried to get away ,but they didn’t av a car doe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaberEggMaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What is a birds favourite port on the back of a TV?

AV in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccolibadass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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The guacamole incident

So, this just happened last night. My son (11 years old, and a true lover of dad jokes) is not presently speaking to me.

After i just finished cutting an avocado in two... Me: Shall we "halve" some avocado with dinner tonight? Huh? Huh? (Dramatically pointing to the cut produce in Vanna White style.) Son: (Unimpressed). I might take a little. Me: You might? I say you "halve two!" (Again gesturing dramatically to the two halves.) Son: groan That was TERRIBLE... But you score extra points for a double pun. Me: Av-a-cad-o million more where those came from. Mic Drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Father's gag to his sister.

While packing after our family camp reunion, my father invites his sister, obviously my aunt, to come eat lunch with us at av restaurant on the way home.

Aunt: Oh no thanks! [husband] and I went to Wendy's on our way here!

Dad: oh nice!... How is she doing?

There was much Groaning.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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