Bar Mitzvah Puns

A list of puns related to "Bar Mitzvah"

What did my hose say when I got bar mitzvahed?

Nozzle Tav

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7000milestogo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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How did the Jewish soccer player get hurt?

He Torah ligament!! Courtesy of my 13 year old son who is soon having bar mitzvah. I love that my kids now make their own dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lessworkiskey
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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My Jewish son just became a lawyer at age 13!

He took the test and passed. It was a Bar mitzvah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/091017
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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